Gun related Haiku thread..

[Riomouse911]

Ears flick, keen eyes, alert.

Through brush, the wary buck nears.

BANG! Thirty-thirty .

Stay safe.

 

[NIGHTLORD40K]

The No Ammo Scare
Still showing on THR
Will close soon I hope

Nice!

 

[HoploDad]

In these troubled times
I go to my pond and shoot
I abide in troubled times

It is important
to remember that bullets
skip on the water.

However will you
please shoot a snapping turtle,
who will bite the fish.

 

[HoploDad]

Defending my rights
So that I may continue
Defending my home

Yes, you are so right!
We must all stand together,
shoulder to shoulder.

 

[HoploDad]

No ammunition
Where did it all go again?
Must restock primers

Good luck with that dude,
I mean finding new primers.
Where can you buy them?

 

[HoploDad]

336 for deer
39 for rabbit and squirrel
Tyrannosaurus? Guide gun!

Ah! Some people know
how much fun Marlins can be.
Lever on, cowboy....

 

[Bandit67]

Best rifle ever
Winchester "Seventy Three"
One in one thousand

 

[Golfanaticshooter]

It is important
to remember that bullets
skip on the water.

However will you
please shoot a snapping turtle,
who will bite the fish.

Beautiful job
We saw what you just did there
Bravo and well done

 

[J-Bar]

Black powder. Boom! Cough!

Concerns about gun cleaning?

Foolish! Go for fun!

 

[WilTx]

Sights seek alignment

The cylinder turns once more

Focus on the break

 

[DustyGmt]

We fire all the dems
We keep our guns and ammo
Crisis averted


To keep all the guns
Elect only smart people
Would that not be great?


Do not buy high guy
Causing the price to fly man
Just calm down a bit

 

[Bandit67]

Dust off the box calls
Turkey season coming soon
Gobble! Gobble! BANG!

 

[theotherwaldo]

'Tho I'm studying
The history of weapons,
It's not over yet... .

 

[Bandit67]

Sort, Deprime, tumble
Resize, prime, flare, charge, seat, crimp
Shoot, pick up, repeat

 

[Riomouse911]

My duty pistol
Must play many roles for me.
Glock thirty-four won.


Stay safe.

 

[Bandit67]

This thread has brought out my inner poet. Lol. Here's another

Need a good pistol?
Gaston's design is spot on
Glock is perfection

 

[Dudedog]

A spring change creates
Unexpected primer flows
A near dream to me

More stupid gun laws
Coming to us very soon
Make me want to barf

Twenty twenty one
Outlook, grim, bleak, desolate
Hope our guns survive

Little Red Lee press
Makes good ammo for low price
Why very hated


Hornady LNL press
Is red but works very well
Makes life easier


I think I like the 2nd one best

 

[pairof44sp]

As Nightlord40K first posted elsewhere on THR, and DB Cooper suggested, here is a gun-related Haiku thread.

Keeping with tradition, Haiku is a Japanese poetry style that follows a 5-7-5 syllable format that doesn’t need to rhyme.

Kinda tough to keep it gun-centric...


Cooper, Skeeter, Keith.

They loved big bore handguns, all.

Atkins, Casull, Gates.

Stay safe.

Excellent thread topic.
Are Atkins and Gates who I think they are?

Big heroes to me. Thanks.

 

[pairof44sp]

This thread has brought out my inner poet. Lol. Here's another

Need a good pistol?
Gaston's design is spot on
Glock is perfection

That is an excellent poem.
I have degrees from all the right places. You are a poet!

 

[Scooter22]

Haiku on gunforum
Has nothing to do
Just poo poo

 

[Howland937]

My pants have a bulge
On the side, not in the front
Nineteen Eleven

 

[Dudedog]

Nineteen eleven
Grip feels just great in my hand
Browning, a genius

 

[Riomouse911]

Excellent thread topic.
Are Atkins and Gates who I think they are?

Big heroes to me. Thanks.

I just caught that my auto-correct made Askins...into Atkins! Arrrgh!!

Colonel Charles Askins and Elgin Gates...Col. Askins was a military vet/gun guy/prolific author on all subjects firearms and Elgin Gates was a world-traveling hunter and a huge driver for metallic silhouette. He also was the designer of several big bore revolver cartridges that Dan Wesson Arms chambered in the Super Mag line.

Stay safe.

 

[AMraider]

What has this gun seen

Visions we will never know

History contained.

 

[1976B.L.Johns.]

When I stumbled upon this thread, I thought NOOOO!, I do not want to go back 5 decades in history.
But, I came back.... some of you are clever. Enjoyed!
So, this is my best for tonight...

What the heck, I think
A haiku on The High Road?
Grab guns, could be fun!