Some what amusing Bumper Sticker

ROF,L!

Max: You killed him!

Vince: No, I shot him. The bullet and the fall killed him.

Funny!

If guns kill people than my pen is responsible for me writing bad checks

Kevin

I saw

Terrorist hunting permit. I'd love to get me one of those

I saw a good one today, not gun related. Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you an a**hole.

My favorite is, and probably will be for a long time:

"NO government is better than OUR government."





Think about it.


-Jeffrey

I've always wanted this one:

"Your Commitment To Freedom Is Measured By Your Tolerance For Others Doing Things You Disapprove."

--wally.

I drove FirstInLine's car to work one day. I worked where there were MANY ladies employed on the assembly line. I couldn't figure out what they were all snickering about and winking at me and such, until one of them pointed out the bumpersticker she had put on the back:

A Lady With A Gun
Has More Fun!


Pops

Wally, I like that one a LOT...

"My other auto is a .45"

My fav is "EARTH FIRST! We'll log the other planets later."

My all-time favorite:

"Nuke the unborn, gay whales!"

To keep it on The High Road and gun-related:

"Quit honking! I'm reloading!"

"NO government is better than OUR government."


Think about it.

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Is that one of them-there "zen moments"?

i was just about to post quit honking im reloading


i like the "my other auto is a .45" though! I havn't even searched google yet, but i wonder how cheap these would be to find? im sure theres several internet vendors that would sell them.

Guns do not kill people,
Bullets kill people.
Guns just make bullets
GO REALLY, REALLY FAST

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[gun nerd]Actually its the powder that makes the bullets go really really fast ... the gun is just a place for this burning of powder to take place.[/gun nerd]

Eventually I'll get around to having one of those custom bumper-sticker places make me up one that reads:

Save A Tree - Use Parchment

Driver carries less than $20 worth of ammunition.

Saw this one out west a few years ago..

Hug a logger
you'll never go back to trees!

"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun."

"Visualize Whirled Peas."

and, my favorite:

"Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an moron."

I actually drove around for awhile with a custom made one that said "What Would John Moses Browning Do?", but almost no one got it, so I took it off.

I'm reminded of when Lisa had a crush on Nelson, and went over to his house. Upon seeing a poster on his bedroom wall, she exclaims "Nuke the Whales" ?!? Nelson: "Gotta nuke somethin'." Lisa: "Touche."

I saw one on a liberal's car once that said "When Guns are Outlawed, then Only Outlaws will Shoot their Kids in the Head Accidentally." :banghead:

Driver carries less than $20 worth of ammunition.

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Honk if you've never seen an UZI fired out of a car window.

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Both on the back of my ex's car, along with...

"Ultimate feminine protection, 9mm on light days, 44mag on heavy."
"I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving".

And SHE put them there, not me...
She's evil, and we're glad to see the back of each other, but we're both packin, and may the divinity of your choice have mercy on the goblin that accosts her, cause she'll have none at all.

-K