Gun control satire on news article comments

Hey man, those damn swords are getting out of control. It's all the rave with the gangs nowadays with their drive-by-slashings. Will somebody please think of the innocent bystanders!! Our nations kids are losing fingers at an alarming rate.

We do need instant background checks

and serialized swords

and tighter legislation for the sharpening elements

and guidelines for a swords sharpness....(the "cop'killer" swords are out of control, damnit)

and licensing requirements

And, for crying-out-loud, felons and immortals must be banned from ever coming near a sharp instrument.


Seriously though, when I lived in the bay area, we were driving through the city one sunday morning. Some ratty-looking homeless-type person stepped out in the street in front of our car and drew a sword and took a stance like we were some sort of mechanical dragon or something. Do you have any idea how much it hurts to laugh that hard when you have a hang-over?

I wonder if it was more of a pirate duel or medieval type swordsmanship.

And that's why I always bring a gun to a swordfight

"CROM!"
I may have just damaged a very expensive leather sofa.

Seriously though, I have had discussions with anti-gun nuts and have said to them, "so let's say your wish was realized, there are no more guns...what would you like to see banned next? Remember the old days when all those swords were running amok killing people?"

It was obviously an assault sword, i mean you saw the bayonet lug on that thing and the grip it had on it!

Was it a "Hi-Cap" sword or a "Restriced Cap" sword?