I hope this is not considered to be inappropriate for posting here. Mods, if you think it is, simply delete it. But my mind was suitably boggled by this.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/16/man-hides-gun-in-rectum_n_1208666.html?ref=weird-news
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/16/man-hides-gun-in-rectum_n_1208666.html?ref=weird-news