600lb Man Hides Gun Between Fat Layers

[jaholder1971]

Kinda sounds like the old EMS legend about the fat woman and the sandwich under her left boob.

"Gee, I wondered where that went to..."

 

[wankerjake]

600lb Man Hides Gun Between Fat Layers

That's hot

 

[Avenger29]

kinda sounds like the old ems legend about the fat woman and the sandwich under her left boob.

"gee, i wondered where that went to..."

tmi, tmi, tmi!

 

[HK G3]

My question is what kind of crime can a 600lb individual commit?

 

[Kind of Blued]

Does anybody else remember that thread about concealing in a nudist colony?

BINGO!

 

[jim in Anchorage]

My question is what kind of crime can a 600lb individual commit?

Sitting on your face?

 

[LAK]

Congealed carry?

 

[Logos]

Talk about your "bulge" carry.

 

[CoRoMo]

I think this should be a new torture test for pistols to endure. Can they still operate with cheese packed in their slide rails?

 

[Nulzilcho]

My question is what kind of crime can a 600lb individual commit?

"Brilliant. So now we got a huge guy theory, and a serial crusher theory. Top notch. What's your name?"

 

[zombienerd]

Can they still operate with cheese packed in their slide rails?

 

[Texian]

The thought of searching such a large individual is not appealing....

 

[ChCx2744]

Searching someone that fat doesn't seem pleasant...Think about how much lint, dead skin and just nasty, slimy crap is wedged in between those layers...You think a 600lb person is gonna regularly clean those crevices? Let alone be able to see in them? EWWWWWWWWWW!!!

 

[jbrown50]

The cop that frisked him probably drew the short straw.

I'll bet this guy's never been the victim of a Terry Search.

 

[Lakeshore]

So that's what they mean by "belly gun".

 

[armoredman]

I have to say, I've seen this, had a VERY large individual in lock down, who actually had roaches living in a flab roll he couldn't get to...

 

[Erik M]

Talk about your "bulge" carry.

Brilliant.


I wanted to be in law enforcement at one point in my life but decided against it. I just added another reason to the list of why i made a good choice going into Information Sciences.

 

[Big Bill]

Why is this even posted here? I thought this was THR!

 

[AKAMac]

That was the post I was looking for:

I have to see, I've seen this, had a VERY large individual in lock down, who actually had roaches living in a flab roll he couldn't get to...

Someone who has BTDT.

Now we know how to CC at the nudist colony.

 

[kidrice]

reminds me of Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

"Did you say steak?"

 

[MrPeter]

Searching someone that fat doesn't seem pleasant...Think about how much lint, dead skin and just nasty, slimy crap is wedged in between those layers...You think a 600lb person is gonna regularly clean those crevices? Let alone be able to see in them? EWWWWWWWWWW!!!

I was never 600lbs, but when I was 400, I was the most hygenic 400 pounder you ever did meet. Showered every day under every flap I had. Twice on hot days.

It's fun to judge but just because someone is fat doesn't necessarily make them a disgusting monster. They just eat more and exercise less than you.

On the other hand, this story is still gross :-O

 

[ThomasT]

I see a new Myth Busters test coming.

 

[freewheeling]

I'm guessing the smell of cheese is what distracted the inspector...

 

[ChCx2744]

MrPeter: Yea, but did you miss that comment a few posts up about the guy who had roaches living in one of his flaps? That is some morbidly disgusting that dude was living.

 

[Superlite27]

The Houston Police Department and Harris County Sheriff's Office are doing internal investigations to figure out how this could have happened.

Seems like they should have done a better "internal investigation" to begin with!

When they say "internal investigation" they really do mean "internal investigation"!