600lb Man Hides Gun Between Fat Layers

[LRaccuracy]

The cop that frisked him probably drew the short straw.

And immediately after that drew sick pay for 2 weeks.

 

[Kimber45acp]

Have they done an episode yet where Peter Griffin owns a gun?

 

[Vonderek]

600 lbs is heavy but unless he was bolted to the floor you could still steal it.

Oops! Wrong thread!

 

[mustang_steve]

Now my warped mind is reeling....would the roll-cheese help lubricate the slide and possibly the bullet....how would this impact accuracy and muzzle velocity?

This somehow both sickens and intrigues me....darn you all.

(wow, first post....I didn't even realize it, heh)

 

[krs]

Sheesh, I missed this thread looking for one about the 500 lb guy near Houston who did the same thing.

 

[Deltaboy1984]

Dang that is sick!

 

[lwdaniel]

My question is what kind of crime can a 600lb individual commit?

He was arrested for selling counterfeit CDs last Sunday. I saw his picture in the Houston Chronicle and he looked familiar.
I was one of two people who processed his prints. We get them electronically in AFIS and also get to view the mugshots. My supervisor first thought that he was a woman mislabeled as a male.

I am glad HPD also screwed up, Harris Co. S.O. has been getting a lot of bad press lately.

 

[nwilliams]

Wow, just wow!

You got to give the guy credit at least he's creative

 

[Pack]

This is totally possible - and apparently can happen without someone knowing (though a gun in a fold somehow seems like it might be more intentional - or at least something that the individual would be more inclined to remember - than some food, etc.).

I find it hard to place serious blame on the officers, but they do have a job to do, and will likely be chewed out by their superiors.

For another real example:

My dad's an anesthesiologist, and experienced a related incident. He was in the recovery room, tending to a rather massive female patient immediately following her surgery. As some staff were maneuvering her (I believe she was being transferred from one bed/gurney to the other), a remote control fell onto the mattress from somewhere in her back. In her groggy state, she stated "Oh, I've been looking for that". It was the one from her home, too, because the remotes for the TVs in the hospital's rooms are integrated/tethered to the beds.

Now, she was supposed to have been thoroughly cleaned/sterilized in preparation for her surgery, and this was somehow overlooked.

When the goal is to achieve that sort of cleanliness, as opposed to prevent the entry of contraband into the environment, I find the lapse in the hospital less excusable than that in the jail.

 

[Justin]

Ick.