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Dueling Robbers
First we have freelance, garden-variety stickup men Gary Mullins, 28. and Colin Meek, 26, who terrorize a London supermarket in 1994, spraying the employees with tear gas and brandishing a shotgun while cleaning out the till. Loaded up with $11,000 U.S. in British pounds, they jump into their stolen getaway sled and make the unpleasant acquaintance of three Ulster Loyalists, who'd been casing the place for a robbery of their own.
Somewhat ticked at this intrusion into their game, the ULs open fire on Mullins and Meek, and a gunbattle ensues. The Bobbies arrive in droves and arrest all five miscreants, which, in Mullins and Meek's case, ain't too difficult, as Meek has taken a round in the head and Mullins is paralyzed from a slug in the spine.
The ULs draw 20 years each in the Queen's Quarters For Bad Boys, while pity is taken on head-shot Meek, who gets slapped for 10. Mullins draws a load of compassion for his immobilized condition and never even goes to trial. Now here's the kicker:
Citing their "statutory duty" toward the disabled, the local council government recently announced they will build Mullins a new house for $250,000, and provide him $4,200 per week in nursing care, food, and other forms Of assistance. Hey, it's just taxpayer money.
Meantime, some poor schlep in Coventry has to hand in his grandpa's pheasant gun because it might leap up and attack a schoolyard of its own volition. Go figure.
http://www.code7cafe.com/funny.htm
This ranks right up there
First we have freelance, garden-variety stickup men Gary Mullins, 28. and Colin Meek, 26, who terrorize a London supermarket in 1994, spraying the employees with tear gas and brandishing a shotgun while cleaning out the till. Loaded up with $11,000 U.S. in British pounds, they jump into their stolen getaway sled and make the unpleasant acquaintance of three Ulster Loyalists, who'd been casing the place for a robbery of their own.
Somewhat ticked at this intrusion into their game, the ULs open fire on Mullins and Meek, and a gunbattle ensues. The Bobbies arrive in droves and arrest all five miscreants, which, in Mullins and Meek's case, ain't too difficult, as Meek has taken a round in the head and Mullins is paralyzed from a slug in the spine.
The ULs draw 20 years each in the Queen's Quarters For Bad Boys, while pity is taken on head-shot Meek, who gets slapped for 10. Mullins draws a load of compassion for his immobilized condition and never even goes to trial. Now here's the kicker:
Citing their "statutory duty" toward the disabled, the local council government recently announced they will build Mullins a new house for $250,000, and provide him $4,200 per week in nursing care, food, and other forms Of assistance. Hey, it's just taxpayer money.
Meantime, some poor schlep in Coventry has to hand in his grandpa's pheasant gun because it might leap up and attack a schoolyard of its own volition. Go figure.
http://www.code7cafe.com/funny.htm
This ranks right up there