Hoploholic
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- Jan 1, 2003
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LOL...classic, truely classic
I've experienced worse. I work two jobs; I run as a paramedic, and I work in a cubicle environment. It's not uncommon for me to go straight to my office job in uniform after an overnight shift. When I'm working as a medic, I carry a pair of trauma shears in a little pouch sewn into the cargo pocket of my uniform pants. Most of you know what trauma shears are. We use them to cut pants legs and such. They're BLUNT TIPPED, and about as dangerous as the scissors they give preschoolers. I have been directed to lock them in my truck, and forbidden from bring them into my office. They could be used as a weapon after all!I have seen sheeple nearly panic at the mere *sight* of pocketknives. Not "brandishing", not "threatening", not "creating a hostile work environment", not "oppressing", and certainly not "attacking", merely seeing one in use triggers nigh unto a conditioned panic response.
I have been directed to lock them in my truck, and forbidden from bring them into my office. They could be used as a weapon after all!
One of them screems "a gun" and proceeds to breakdown into tears and collapses on the floor and has a fit. The other girl looks at me and says she will be ok, she does that over different things she doesn't like. Sound familiar?
The exec who was watching over my shoulder jumped about 2 feet up and 4 feet backwards. I turned back with a "what in the H*** is wrong with you" look on my face. He's pointing at my Gerber practically panting "My God! I thought you had a switchblade!".
Baaaaa... Baaaaa..... BAH!
When I'm working as a medic, I carry a pair of trauma shears in a little pouch sewn into the cargo pocket of my uniform pants. Most of you know what trauma shears are. We use them to cut pants legs and such. They're BLUNT TIPPED, and about as dangerous as the scissors they give preschoolers. I have been directed to lock them in my truck, and forbidden from bring them into my office. They could be used as a weapon after all!