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[Harry Tuttle]

U.S. Senator and Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry, center, (D-MA) exits the Senate floor with fellow senators Chuck Schumer (D-NY) (L), Diane Feinstein (D-CA), and Ted Kennedy (D-MA) (R) in the Capitol, March 2, 2004. Kerry voted with the majority in the Senate, 52-47 to extend for 10 years the 1994 ban on the sale of assault weapons, which had been set to expire in September. Photo by Mannie Garcia/Reuter

 

[Harry Tuttle]

here is another keeper from today

 

[George Hill]

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"


/Wishful thinking.

 

[rock jock]

"The Gang of Four".


China has nothing these scum.

 

[Black Snowman]

Man, this whole "Subjecting the populace" thing is harder than it sounds. Bribing them with their own money isn't working as well as we hoped and now they don't want to give up the means to protect themselves!

 

[Mark Tyson]

I see they've got some cops posing behind them to show that law enforcement supports the ban.

 

[answerguy]

My caption would be-

"Have you ever seen a gun that you didn't want to ban? Me neither!"

 

[Kharn]

Schumer: "Senator Kerry, we've all been put on the new version of Survivor. Only problem is, instead of getting voted off the island, the loser gets tarred and feathered. And President Bush decides who gets immunity."

Kharn

 

[Bruce H]

Tell me John, how bad is George W. Bush going to kick your a**?

 

[Russ]

Schumer: Have any of you seen my hairpiece?

 

[LiquidTension]

AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Don't ever do that to me again. Four of the most horrid people on earth, and you just HAD to post a picture of all of them TOGETHER. I can just feel the evil and stupidity emanating from that group...makes my skin crawl

 

[Jim March]

"So, guys, what's for dinner? Kittens, puppies or Vietnamese babies?"

 

[Oleg Volk]

What is that X-rated image doing on my site!?

 

[Brian Dale]

Kerry: "So how do you guys get the blood off your hands?"

---OR---

The Never-Ever-Going-To-Be-President Club welcomes its newest member.

 

[MagKnightX]

Kerry: "So, Dianne, you say if we shoot up the senate, then they should realize just how deadly guns are? I'm in!"

 

[7.62FullMetalJacket]

"I am telling you, these people will BELIEVE anything! (snort-snort) I pledged to uphold the constitution! And look at me now!"

What is that X-rated image doing on my site!?

Yeah, dinner holds no joy for me now

 

[jsalcedo]

 

[BowStreetRunner]

LOL!

 

[Hatchett]

For that second one...

"See, Batman and Robin both agree with me, on the AWB and gay marriage."

 

[Moparmike]

LOL Oleg!

jscaledo, it was an Olds and not a Buick. Try not to tarnish Buick's good name.


"The Capitol Building trembles as these four evil Hellspawn come together to combine their powers...."

 

[El Rojo]

The Full Metal Jacket reference was hilarious! I am laughing so loud. So loud my wife is annoyed! Great one.

 

[duckfoot]

"Bubble bubble toil and trouble"

 

[joab]

"Did I ever tell you guys about when I was in Vietnam. Iwas a war hero over there, In Vietnam. I carried a gun over there , in Vietnam. But that was because I was being a Vietnam War hero. I don't need one now because I 'm not a soldier like I was when I was in Vietnam, where I was being a war hero. So nobody else should need one here because their not soldiers like I was in Vietnam. Guns are banned in Vietnam now. I know that because I was a war hero over there, in Vietnam. I pulled a guy out of a river over there, in Vietnam. Oh, sorry Ted.

 

[Brian Dale]

joab,

aHaHAHAHAhahahahaHAHaHaHa — <gasping for breath> — HaHAhahaHaHaHaHaHa...{repeat}

 

[OEF_VET]

Presidential hopeful Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) talks to three of his likely cabinet appointees. Sen Charles Schumer (D-NY) is rumored to be in the running for Secretary of MisEducation, while Sen. Diane Fienstein (D-CA) is quite likely to be the Secretary Of Homeland InSecurity in a Kerry administration. Due to his families long ties with the Teamsters Union and his own personal experience working on bridges, it is a toss-up whether Sen Ted Kennedy (D-MA) will be named Secretary of Labor or Transportation and Highways. Also tossed about in the Beltway rumor-mill are the names of Gov. Howard Dean (D-VT) as a possible Secretary of Wasted Energy and Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA) as a possible Secretary of MisStatements.

Frank