Am I The ONLY One Who Thinks Up Stuff Like This?

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I think I have waaaaaaaay toooooo much time on my hands. But I'm curious did anyone ever Identify GEKKO 45 ? & where do you suppose he is now ? Still keeping the mall bathrooms of America safe ? or dodging sniper bullets W/ his wife. & last but not least where can I get one of those tactical response shrike missle equiped golf carts?
 
I thought the guy had been identified and ended up going to jail for something... Maybe that's someone else though...
 
missle equipped golf carts? almost as bad as me and my buddy goin possum golfing (like ratcoon or possum hunting except without the dogs and the shotgun, just a golf club) just kidding.
 
If there was an acronym to keep Gunkid IDed as "tactical wheelbarrow" man, and Gekko as the original Mall Ninja, I'm sure life would be easier.

Or you could use that brainpower on something more productive. Like chewing gum.
 
Wasn't there some speculation over at GlockTalk at some point about them being the same person because they were both so ridiculous? I think that's where my confusion stems from. Again though, memory is fuzzy... I'm too busy chewing gum. :p
 
Actually I thought Gecko45 just stopped posting a long time ago , but having just looked it up (Eightball.. I didn't have any gum :) ) I found out hes actually a moderator over at this small forum, and has his own "Ask Gecko45" Section.
http://9x19mm.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=14

Seems like he's posted as recently as Dec '07. At first I thought that was a joke, but from the content it certainly seems like the same guy. There has always been speculation as to whether Gecko45 was always elaborately joking in the first place. He stuck to it so adamantly that its really hard to tell , but on the other hand thats the mark of a great prankster. Who knows...
 
I read the original threads and decided that the guy was either on halucinogenics or a commedic genius. I could see Gecko .45 becoming very sucessful in the men's "action novel" ( the destroyer, the executioner,) field
If you're lurking out there Gecko you might want to consider it
 
Ask Gecko45. Finally, a resource for our SWAT/SEAL/RANGER teams to turn to when the s**t hits the fan!!!

I think the Geckster is one of the cleverest most entertaining personalities on the net. And I for one, feel safer at the malls because he's around.

I'd love to see Gecko45 in a cameo appearance in MHI2. That, would be the greatest thing ever, ever! :D
RT
 
From what I've read from Gecko, he's not the nut that Gunkid seemed to be. Gecko seemed more like someone who had through of a funny story and decided to keep it going because some people thought it amusing. I can't say that some didn't find it frustrating at times( you all know who you are), but you have to admit that it made you laugh.
 
Y' gotta love that avatar!

(Where's my choongum?)
 

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i actually copied and pasted the gecko posts from glocktalk. god i get a good laugh from time to time, or ill bust them out for one of my friends. i think i might join the 9x19 forum just to get my gecko fix!
 
Come on guys, anybody who took Gecko serious doesn't deserve better. He was obviously kidding everybody and making fun of the "tactical crowd". At least I hope he was:uhoh:
 
Obviously he was a prankster. I got to read his posts on an archived page last week for the first time (link from the ridiculously tricked out AR thread), and I truly do not believe anyone can possibly be as deluded, lost in fantasy and unwilling to come to terms with reality as he. I did laugh my bottom off until my belly began to hurt and I was having trouble breathing, though. You can't pay for comedy like that.
 
Toss me in with those that think that Gekko45 was a brillant entertainer, and created a persona for that purpose.

Also toss me in with those that think Gunkid was nuts.

As I say on every thread about GK... don't you think it really irks him that they put him in a mininum security prison?

And doesn't it say something about his skills that he can't get out... Don't they just draw a white line around those mininum security prisons, and arm the guards with wiffle-ball bats?


-- John
 
Here's more laughs. If anybody remembers this one.:D:D:D

Taken from lonelymachines.org Classic Gecko45 thread, with SPECOPS.

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SPECOPS writes:Gecko45, that is a very difficult decision to make. I was faced with the same situation years ago–I was working for a smaller security organization, me were regularily rotated between 4 stations. A local Food City supermarket was designated Sector Alpha-Niner, the Jiffy Lube was Bravo-Lima-Fiver, the local $1 movie theater was Golf-16 and finally, the most coveted assignment, the local mall or Zebra-1.Back then, before the corporate sponsorship, our gear was severely limited due to out of pocket expenses. I was armed with a Glock17 (one of the first into the country, given to me by Gaston Glock personally in honor of my former black-ops experiences) and a Rem870P 14″bbl folder loaded with 000 magnums.On this particular fateful day my team was assigned to patrol Sector Zebra-1, the mall. It was an uneventful day, until the unthinkable happened…It was about 8:45PM, and the mall was closing and nearly empty. Me and my ’shadow’ were sweeping quadrant 069E, the mall arcade, a known hotspot for Asian Gangs and assorted thugs. The arcade was located at the far east end of the mall, next to the movie theater and the orange julius.I smelled trouble, and couldn’t spot any movement from the arcade, which was unusual due to the presence of a new Mortal Compact arcade game. Those Asians Gangs love Mortal Combat.I went to “condition red,” and discretely unholstered my Glock17 loaded with Black Talons. I motioned to my partner to sweep right to flank the arcade, but he was already in motion sensing the trouble in my facial expression. My partner drew his S&W 1006 and went prone behind a potted palm tree.I crept towards the arcade, when the power went out. It was an ambush! I could still see relatively well due to the full moon, shining through the building’s skylights, and years in a dark secret Russian prison center had honed my natural night vision to that of a tomcat.

A perp popped up from behind the Orange Julius counter with a full auto Kalashnikov with a 75rd drum, and opened up in the direction of my partner, meanwhile two perps popped up from behind the skeeball machine with sawed off 12 gauges. Another two perps appeared on the upper level and brought down hell-fire on us from above. One had a Winchester Model 70 in .30-06 with a 10x scope and the other was laying down suppressive fire with a Mac10 variant. The perps were all sporting cheap russian NVGs.

I dove under a metal bench, and lined my sights on the AK bandit. A double-tap to the chest, and a quick follow-up to the head brought him down like a sack of potatos. My partner had been hit in the leg by some buckshot but he kept fighting like a champ, he took out one of the shotgunners with a 10mm hollowpoint to the temple, while I started unloading into the glass partition that surrounded the upper level. When the sniper ran for cover I drew a bead on him, adjusted for distance, and dropped two into his abdomen. The Mac-man ran for it, at the sight of the bloody guts pouring out his partner’s stomach.

I did a quick tactical reload, grabbed the 870P from the harness on my back, and did some rolls over to the movie theater and back flipped over the concession counter while unloading the 5 rounds of 000 into the skeeball machine. My partner was pinned down, I tossed the empty 870, and realized I couldn’t hit the remaining perp due to my the poor angle of attack. I had to act fast or my partner was done for. I leap over the counter again, and low crawled towards the arcade unseen. I crept behind the Mrs. PacMan game, and when I heard the perp reload, jumped up with my trusty K-Bar, and threw it into the perp’s arm, pinning him against the wall behind him.

When the smoke cleared, we had three dead perps, and two very scared prisoners. My partner was slighting wounded but he would live to fight another dayl. The company goons came in fast by chopper, to cover up the situation. The remaining perps were flown to a company detention center, and we never found out what happened to them, or why they made such a vicious attack. My belief is that they were planning to hijack the coveted Mortal Combat game unit.

The remaining customers and employees were paid off to cover their emotional distress and to keep their mouths shut. Later an unknown shadowy figure in an expensive black suit (obviously a high ranking company guy) came to me as I was reloading my Rem870 (in case of a second wave of attackers) and offered me the job opportunity of a lifetime…

I don’t know if I made the right decision that day. I will always fondly remember the days of mall security, the expressions on the thankful patrons you saved from certain molestation in the mall bathrooms. The look of pain in the drooling face of the shoplifter you just choke-holded to unconciousness.

Yes my new job is more exotic and the gear is better, but would I trade it all for one more day as a mall security rep? I don’t know the answer to that question.

Gecko45, just remember, you always have a place available with my company. No matter what you choose!

Stay safe brother!
 
Myspace says he's Bi?? That doesn't sound like a tactical ninja! And Mabu Khan, Ruler of Men, still thinks Gunkid is free.
 
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