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Van Blamm
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This is entirely for fun. I do not in any way endorse, condone, or respect Mall Ninja-ism. I think anyone who takes it seriously has a psychological disorder. The same goes for anyone who takes this thread seriously. This is simply for us to exercise our imaginations and our curiosities.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the original "Mall Ninja" and his delusions: http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
Now that we've had our laughs and he's tactically retreated from the internet community, let's take a minute to pretend. Let's pretend that all of his exploits are true. Let's pretend that he's not a troll looking for some lolz, and that he really is the sergeant of a mall security force's three man tactical response team, riding around on gold carts taking out the heavily armed and armored rapists, Russian mafiosos, terrorist death squads, and marauding snipers who regularly visit the mall. Let's assume that such personnel exist, that they really do have unlimited off-the-books funding to acquire arms and cover up incidents, and that every mall in America is full of armed perverts hell-bent on violating customers, and that sniper attacks and shootouts with Slavic commandos happen there on a weekly basis.
Now that we're fully engrossed in our own pathetic, but admittedly exciting fantasy world, let's ask how we would go about equipping ourselves (and our teammates, if you wish) for exactly this line of work. I'll go first:
-Standard sidearms would be USP45's, suppressors on hand
-Primaries for all three of us would be PWS Diablos (7" bbl AR15), on-person or stowed under golf cart seat
-An M1A Socom 16, FN P90LV, and Sig 552 would be TSHTF guns, each team member using one of the three
-An M249 SAW-para, disassembled Sako TRG-42, Benelli M3, and Milkor M32 would be stowed in the golf cart for special tasks
-Tasers would be available, was well as LTL ammo for the Benelli and M32
-Stealth operations would be carried out with MP5SD's, and a suppressed KAC M110
-The department would also have a Javelin missile launcher on hand, just in case
That was mildly amusing. I enjoy thinking up equipment setups, and this was a fresh, albeit entirely (hopefully) fictional context to do it in. Now you go.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the original "Mall Ninja" and his delusions: http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
Now that we've had our laughs and he's tactically retreated from the internet community, let's take a minute to pretend. Let's pretend that all of his exploits are true. Let's pretend that he's not a troll looking for some lolz, and that he really is the sergeant of a mall security force's three man tactical response team, riding around on gold carts taking out the heavily armed and armored rapists, Russian mafiosos, terrorist death squads, and marauding snipers who regularly visit the mall. Let's assume that such personnel exist, that they really do have unlimited off-the-books funding to acquire arms and cover up incidents, and that every mall in America is full of armed perverts hell-bent on violating customers, and that sniper attacks and shootouts with Slavic commandos happen there on a weekly basis.
Now that we're fully engrossed in our own pathetic, but admittedly exciting fantasy world, let's ask how we would go about equipping ourselves (and our teammates, if you wish) for exactly this line of work. I'll go first:
-Standard sidearms would be USP45's, suppressors on hand
-Primaries for all three of us would be PWS Diablos (7" bbl AR15), on-person or stowed under golf cart seat
-An M1A Socom 16, FN P90LV, and Sig 552 would be TSHTF guns, each team member using one of the three
-An M249 SAW-para, disassembled Sako TRG-42, Benelli M3, and Milkor M32 would be stowed in the golf cart for special tasks
-Tasers would be available, was well as LTL ammo for the Benelli and M32
-Stealth operations would be carried out with MP5SD's, and a suppressed KAC M110
-The department would also have a Javelin missile launcher on hand, just in case
That was mildly amusing. I enjoy thinking up equipment setups, and this was a fresh, albeit entirely (hopefully) fictional context to do it in. Now you go.
