Ann Coulter satires gun control....

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She's no where close to P.C. and she seems to enjoy making enemies where there's often no need to.....but she does cut to the chase and poke her finger in the eye of the failing logic behind gun control.

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NUTS IN THE CROSSHAIRS
by Ann Coulter
April 25, 2007

For cranky right-wingers who think politicians don't listen to them,
this week I give you elected Democrats running like scared schoolgirls
from the media's demand that they enact new gun control laws in response
to the Virginia Tech shooting.

Instead, Democrats are promoting a mental health exception to the right
to bear arms. We've banned mass murder and that hasn't seemed to work.
So now we're going to ban mass murderers. Yes, that will do the trick!

This is a feel-good measure that is both wildly under-inclusive (the
vast majority of nutcases receive no formal court adjudication of their
nuttiness) and wildly over-inclusive (the vast majority of nuts don't
kill people). The worst thing most nuts do is irritate everybody else by
driving their electric cars on the highway.

As lovely as it would be, we cannot identify mass murderers before they
have broken any law, and mass murder is often the first serious crime
they commit. No one can be locked up permanently for being potentially
dangerous.

Even stalking laws can put away a person known to be dangerous for only
a few years - at best - which is generally not worth spending a day
sitting in court, facing your stalker, and then waiting a month for the
court order.

So on one hand, the mental health exception is a feel-good measure that
would be largely pointless. But on the other hand, it's no skin off my
back. Liberals go to therapy. Conservatives go to church. And I think
we'd all sleep better knowing that David Brock could not buy a gun.

In fact, I think we should expand the mental illness exception to cover
First Amendment rights as well as Second Amendment rights.

I note that before mass murder, the only harassment the Virginia Tech
killer was guilty of involved speech: creepy e-mails, creepy short
stories, creepy phone calls. Stalkers, too, engage in frightening speech
- but that is protected. Revealing a stalking victim's address is
"speech" but is little different from being the one to pull the trigger.

This small measure would have taken Dan "What's the Frequency, Kenneth"
Rather off the airwaves years ago, preventing him from presenting
doctored National Guard documents to the American people to try to throw
a presidential election. A mental illness bar would deal a quick blow to
Air America and both its remaining listeners. It would also free up
about 90 percent of the Internet.

And it would end the public lunacy of Jim Wallis, the Democrats'
Christian. Wallis' first remark on the massacre at Virginia Tech last
week was to hail the remarkable "diversity" of the victims. True, Cho
murdered 32 people in cold blood. But at least he achieved diversity!

Anyone who thinks a single-minded fixation on diversity must be the
ultimate goal of every human endeavor, including mass murder, is not the
sort of person who should be able to buy a gun or to publish his daft
ruminations in public forums.

But just to get this straight: Democrats are saying we should be able to
jail "strange" or "angry" people, but we can't deplane imams who demand
extra-length seatbelts after boarding?

Speaking of which, has anyone else noticed the public expressions of
shame and contrition from the Korean-American community after the
Virginia Tech shooting? Of course, no one blames this exemplary
community for the actions of one nut. The Koreans are manifestly
law-abiding and decent - nipping at the heels of Italians as the
greatest Americans and tied for second with the Cubans.

Indeed, I believe this marks the first time a Korean has killed anyone
in the United States, not involving an automobile. Nonetheless, Korean
congregations, community groups and the family members themselves are
issuing statements of sorrow. Not "pleas for tolerance." But sorrow.
Remorse. Remember those? They were big back in the day.

If the Koreans can do it, why can't the Muslims? What explains the lack
of a Muslim guilt impulse - so normal, as seen in the case of the
saddened Koreans - after dozens of terrorist attacks on Americans?

How about a Muslim exception to the Second Amendment? That would have
prevented the Virginia snipers from killing 10 people within three weeks
in 2002. But most important: It would help us achieve "diversity" in our
gun law prohibitions.

COPYRIGHT 2007 ANN COULTER
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Incredible. She says what people SHOULD be saying, but because she is sometimes impolite some of you disgraces see fit to denigrate her. Newsflash: She has probably done more for our cause than most of you. Stop MMQB, and do something useful, or at least have the decency not to trash those who are fighting.
 
Interesting read but I don't take anything Ann Coulter say seriously. She is really no better than Al Franken, if not even worse because of her bigoted remarks.

This thread should probably be closed before it get out of hand with the Pro vs Anti Coulter fight.
 
Somekid, if you continue to call our members "disgraces" when they disagree with you, then you won't last long here.

NO PERSONAL ATTACKS.
 
Good stuff.

This is a feel-good measure that is both wildly under-inclusive (the
vast majority of nutcases receive no formal court adjudication of their
nuttiness) and wildly over-inclusive (the vast majority of nuts don't
kill people). The worst thing most nuts do is irritate everybody else by
driving their electric cars on the highway.
 
Incredible. She says what people SHOULD be saying, but because she is sometimes impolite some of you disgraces see fit to denigrate her. Newsflash: She has probably done more for our cause than most of you. Stop MMQB, and do something useful, or at least have the decency not to trash those who are fighting.

I think she's a horrible, racist human being (though that human part is up for debate) who should be rode out of town on a rail. I find it incredibly sad that her vitriol qualifies as educated commentary now days and that people actually listen to and read her crap.
 
I guess this needs to be added here, because apparantly some of you have forgotten.

Good grief......

Satire (from Latin satira, "medley, dish of colourful fruits") is a technique used in drama, fiction, journalism, and occasionally in poetry, the graphic arts, the performing arts and other media in which the artist or author draws out societal or religious criticisms through use of other literary devices. Although satire is usually witty, and often very funny, the purpose of satire is not primarily humour but criticism of an event, an individual or a group in a clever manner.

It's not supposed to be funny, it's not supposed to be taken serious. It's supposed to make you think. However, it's supposed to make you think of the actual topic, not how much you like or dislike the writer. The failure to do that is the fault of the reader, not the writer.
 
I don't take her any more seriously than Dave Barry... doesn't mean she isn't funny! Good stuff! :D

She's a lot funnier than Elayne Boosler, that's for sure!
 
You know what? L&P isn't my forum, but I'm gonna go ahead and close this one now. Yes, Ann Coulter posted something new. Unfortunately instead of discussing the issue, or her interpretation of it, we'll have 35% of posts talking about how the poster would love to enter a monogamous relationship with her, and another 35% will talk about how she is a personal insult to all thinking people, and should be burned at the stake.

Odds are the discussion won't help THR much. Sorry.
 
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