Anti-poaching flintlock

[4v50 Gary]

check out Fred Stutzenberg's article in the lastest copy of Muzzle Blasts (Nov. 23). It' on page 13!

 

[Ugly Sauce]

I may have found it, but I'm more impressed by the canine fecal cannon for porch pirates.

Indeed, I've seen lots of "glitter bomb" packages for porch pirates, but always thought they were kind of lame, and only an annoyance for the receiver. Always thought a good dose of fecal matter, along with an equally good dose of CS gas or pepper spray would be best. What's the pirate gonna do, go to the police and complain?? Hey, I stole this package off a porch and it was booby trapped!!! I want to file a complaint!!!

 

[4v50 Gary]

I played porch pirate last week. Fed Ex delivered the package to the wrong address and thankfully the vendor sent an email with a map. I went to the street (only three blocks long) and drove up and down and couldn't find the house with a rotting roof that was in the Fed Ex picture. Finally I turned off to a side street to see the friend who was supposed to receive my package. As I drove down the very short street, I recogized the house in the Fed Ex photo and it was right across the street from my friend! Knocked on the door, no answer. Did this several times. Then I turned the package over and saw my name. Grabbed it and put it in my car. I called the Fed Ex route supervisor and canceled my complaint and asked him to cancel the request for the driver to retrieve the package.