This sounds like an appropriate place to share these little items I've collected.
Caffeine Litany
by Crawdad on Sep 11, 2000 @ 06:00 PST
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
Caffeine Prayer
by Great_Skeeve on Sep 11, 2000 @ 06:35 PST
Let us give thanks to Java and His one true prophet, Saint Juan Valdez.
For He hath given us the bean, and the bean was good.
For He hath shown us The Way to grind the bean and brew it unto His image.
For He hath given us an ambrosia without which we would be forced to unleash the gods Smith & Wesson on our co-workers who, being not in His Grace, seem bound and determined to drive us into madness.
Give thanks unto Java that He, in his infinite Alertness and Perkiness, might raise you above your despair and sorrows.
Give thanks unto Saint Juan who hath helped us to understand His teachings.
Finally, let us give thanks to the many disciples of Almighty Java, those who hath given us the means to become one with Him through their wondrous devices - the coffee machines.