Armadillos, the crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside, ballistic target.

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In this thread mcb will ramble, alot, about his campaign to whack the Armadillos (AKA Up-armored-opossums, Tactical-possum, Possum on the Half-Shell, Organic Speed Bump, Pocket Dinosaur, etc) on his hunting property and how the various weapons he has used gives him some insight into the lethality of those weapons/bullets in general and how that relates to our favorite numbers we bandy about in these terminal effect threads.

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The first armadillo I ever encounters at close range almost 7 years ago. The only live armadillo to appear in this post.

So for the past ~5 years I have been on a campaign to keep the Armadillo population in check on our hunting property. Tennessee division of wildlife sees them as an invasive species and thus there is no season or bag limit on them. Hunt them year round and with pretty much any weapon you want to use. I am not sure they are really that bad a thing as far as invasive species go but they are fun to hunt and we have a heap of them. In the past five or so years I have easily killed over three dozen of them. I have killed 14+ of them since June of this year alone.

The weapons I have used to kill them so far:
Firearm, Caliber, Weight, Type, Velocity
S&W 442, 38 Special, 130gr PDX1(factory), 820fps
S&W M10, 38 Special, 158gr XTP-HP, 860fps
S&W M10, 38 Special, 148 LHP (Matt’s Bullets), 870fps
5-inch 300 BO, 220gr Maker REX, 870fps
9-inch 300 BO, 220gr Maker REX, 980fps
Big Boar 58-cal muzzleloader, 0.452 MMP sabot w/ 300 XTP-HP, 1420fps
30 Remington AR, 150gr Corelok (Factory), 2400fps
450 Bushmaster, 275gr Barnes TSX, 1850FPS

So for amusement I calculated the follow values for the above guns/bullets:
Kinetic Energy (KE)
Momentum (P)
Power Factor (PF, same as momentum with different units)
Sectional Density (SD)
Taylor Knockout (TKO)
Hornady Index of Terminal Standards (HITS)
Optimal Game Weight (OGW)
Lethality Index (LI)
(I have not bother to include all those numbers mostly due to formatting. If really desired I can include in a later post if someone wants)

I then very subjectively gave each cartridge/gun the mcb ranking between 1-10 for how effective I found my experience with each weapon and their ability to dispatch an armadillo. My ranking is very subjective to my personal experience and is about 75% how quickly it kills and how much damage the round did with the remaining 25% how easy it is to utilize the particular weapon in my hunting environment.

S&W 442 130 JHP: 4
S&W M10 158 JHP: 5
S&W M10 148 LHP: 6
5-inch 300 BO 220 Monolith: 5
9-inch 300 BO 220 Monolith: 6
Big Boar 58-cal 300 JHP: 9
30 Remington AR 150 JSP: 10
450 Bushmaster 275 Monolith: 10

The 442 ranks so low due to the difficulty to shoot at hunting distances and limited data. I have only shot one armadillo with it at very close range and it worked well. I suspect the ammo used in the 442 Winchester PDX-1 if used in my Model 10 would have rank about a 6.

The 158 gr XTP never reliably expanded for me hence the lower score than the 148gr LHP that opens very reliably. I no longer use the 158 gr XTP bullet for 38 Special, too slow.

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My good old Model 10 using a 148gr LHP has proven to be the best ammo for that gun I have found. Even with this good bullet it still took two shots to kill him.

The 5-inch 300 BO ranks so low due to velocity, using the same load in both barrel length 300 BO weapons. This really hurt the 5-inch gun due to the reduced velocity. I had at least one bullet not expand, penciling through an armadillo. I also had a round from this gun do a strange but lethal ricochet off the armor of another armadillo. If the velocity was higher so the bullet worked reliably it would have ranked the same as the 9-inch gun. Both guns are roughly equal on shoot ability at armadillo ranges.

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My 5-inch 300BO pistol with SDN-6 suppressor. This was a head shot but the armadillo still flopped and hopped nearly 80 yards down a steep hill. He was dead but the damage was not sharp enough to really stop him.

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This very dead armadillo carcass was hit with the 5-inch gun. The tear in the back armor is both the entrance and exit of the bullet. My best guess is it entered near the tail but at least one of the three petals of the Maker Rex bullet remained outside the body and then it exited completely at the foremost end of the rip. I heard the bullet make the classic ricochet sound going off through the woods. This was the only hole in the armor. The Armadillo made it to a hole. I heard him die in the hole. I came back the follow weekend with a shovel to dig him out but the coyotes did it for me and I found the above.

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The 9-inch 300 BO with the same SDN-6 suppressor. This was a near head shot with the bullet going through the shoulder and neck just behind the head. The armadillo again made it a surprising distance despite the lethality of this shot.

All three rifles are, as expected, significantly more effective than the 38 special or 300 BO subs. It is really night and day. I have shot the most armadillos with the 9-inch 300 BO but I have also lost 2 or 3 armadillos that I am sure I have hit but they got in their holes. With the three rifles its lights out every time even with marginal hits. The 38 special and 300 BO have both required follow up shots more often than not even if the first shot would have probably been lethal. Armadillo are remarkable resilient to the slow moving projectiles, even lethal hits with bullets that expand well does not shut them off. They flop around a lot and often recover enough to head for a hole despite a lethal hit. I have dug out three dead ones that died in the holes only a minute or two after I shot them but they manage to get into the hole despite the hole I punched in them with either the 38 Special or 300 BO.


The Big Boar does not get a 10 for three minor reasons, slightly harder to shoot with just iron sights, slow to reload, and the current bullet I am using, 300gr XTP-HP does not expand reliable even in deer and does not seem to expand at all in armadillos. That said they have all been DRT when hit with it. Will be trying a new bullet (300gr SST) next year for deer and armadillo.


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T/C Big Boar 58-cal. This was only about a 15 yard shot. I got the drop on this one from the thick edge of a food plot. He never knew I was there and never moved after the shot.


The 30 RAR does awful things to them armadillos. I had one at about 60 yard that I thought was broadside facing to my right but in the deep leaves had apparently had turned around and was facing to my left. I shot him in what I thought was his shoulder and that turned out to be his rear quarter. He didn't move after hit, the damage is graphic.

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This was just before deer season this year. This was a long shot for armadillo hunting and measure about 60 yards with my GPS. The damage is pretty bad, and looks worst on the bottom side.

If anything deserves an 11 the 450 Bushmaster with the TSX bullet probably does. I Texas heart shot an armadillo at ~40 yard. Bullet entered just above the tail and exited grazing the left side of the head. That 275 gr TSX split all nine bands (and the shoulder and rump caps) of that 9-banded armadillo and moved all the internal organs to the exterior through a large rupture in the belly. It was an extraordinary amount of damage.

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This was about a 40 yard shot. Notice the split that runs from the tail where the bullet entered to the exit near where it graze the head. Also notice how flat he is. That because most of the innards are no longer in the body cavity. The bottom side was not pretty.

So with those at anecdotal examples to support my very subjective ranking out of the way. I put all the data in Excel and did a linear regression (totally arbitrary model selected for simplicity) to the data. Independent variable the mcb ranking and the depended variable was one of the afore mentioned numbers we all like to throw about. The funny thing is with only one stand out exception the correlation between my rankings to the calculated “number” was not half bad. None of the correlations were awesome (ie a R^2 of .95 or better would be something notable) but most of them where decent correlations and only one with truly no correlation at all.

KE: 0.933857
P: 0.867466
PF: 0.867466
SD: 0.002035
TKO: 0.734469
HITS: 0.678899
OGW: 0.875463
LI: 0.908975

Now before anyone gets too worked up remember this thread is mostly about mcb sharing pictures of his dead armadillos and some guns and having some fun with an Excel spreadsheet. The only thing I really learned from all this other than I enjoy armadillo hunting is that I probably won’t try to take a deer with either of my 300 BO pistols. Would it work, no doubt, but it probably would not work as well as I would like. Maybe from my 300 BO carbine that has a better scope so I could be super precise about placement maybe.

My goals for the next year after this deer season is over it to whack a few armadillo with my 455 Webley, my 6mm Creedmoor, and maybe my 44 Mag revolver and/or carbine.

Wow, if you got to this point in my post thanks! Hopefully it was interesting. Always happy for feed back and will answer any question I can.

Oh and one last piece of advice. If you shoot and armadillo on a steep hill side and they roll down on their side you got a good hit and they are dead or will be by the time they stop rolling. If on the other hand they roll head over tail. Shoot them again you missed or got a bad non-lethal hit.
 
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This is one of those things that make me feel awkward. I was taught not to shoot stuff I’m not going to eat. But these things can destroy the woods by rooting holes all over.
I hear you, I don't normal just shoot critters I am not going to eat either. But armadillos are invasive, there is also the unlikely but very real possibility they are carrying leprosery, I don't touch them without gloves on. And they do not go to waste. For example the armadillo shot my with 58-cal muzzle loader was shot on my way to my deer stand. I shot him about 2 pm. When coming back past the armadillo just after last legal shooting light at ~5:30 I ran two turkey vultures out of the foot plot. I looked and all the internal organs had already been consumed. In three hours they had found and ate a fair amount of that armadillo. By the time I got back a week later the only thing left was a few bones and the armored shell. The turkey vulture and coyotes make short work of my armadillo kills.
 
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This is one of those things that make me feel awkward. I was taught not to shoot stuff I’m not going to eat. But these things can destroy the woods by rooting holes all over.

There are some animals that just need to be controlled, hence the nuisance label by the F&G. Out west here coyotes are hard on fawns, calves, etc, rock chucks, whistle pigs, and badgers make a mess of grazing land, especially badger holes being a risk for cattle braking a leg stepping into them. Rock chucks (marmots) can really do a number on row crops. There are also high populations of squirrels that can decimate orchard crops.

Just some perspective, and I’m not saying you need more in any way but just putting it out there.
 
Okay so for the .38 I would try DEWC or SWC if you can handload them yourself I don’t think anyone makes them commercially anymore. You could prolly push them to plus p velocity and not hurt the model 10. Seems like the takeaway I have here is for the armored posssum you either need speed of weight here . Like if slow is the ticket you need to head to 45 caliber. I looked at MBC and they have a coated subsonic 300 BO. 245 grn rnfp may be a little better but I’m not sure. I think what you’re using now is solid copper. I looked on Google for 220 monolith and didn’t see much. I will go try harder. The only time I had to smoke a few that were tearing up our campsite spot I used a twenty gauge slug. I’ve only ever shot the two of them. They wouldn’t leave us alone.
 
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Just now seeing Armadillo's in union S.C. I'm sure they have been here for a couple years. We shoot them with whatever we got in our hand at the time. Make sure they are dead and walk away.
 
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But these things can destroy the woods by rooting holes all over.

I don’t bother them at our farm but pigs are a much larger problem. I don’t mess with them if they stay in the woods, here at home, either. They sure can tear up a yard though and begin to suffer from lead poisoning at that point.

.22 cee bees is what I use these days.
 
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Okay so for the .38 I would try DEWC or SWC if you can handload them yourself I don’t think anyone makes them commercially anymore. You could prolly push them to plus p velocity and not hurt the model 10. Seems like the takeaway I have here is for the armored posssum you either need speed of weight here . Like if slow is the ticket you need to head to 45 caliber. I looked at MBC and they have a coated subsonic 300 BO. 245 grn rnfp may be a little better but I’m not sure. I think what you’re using now is solid copper. I looked on Google for 220 monolith and didn’t see much. I will go try harder. The only time I had to smoke a few that were tearing up our campsite spot I used a twenty gauge slug. I’ve only ever shot the two of them. They wouldn’t leave us alone.

This is the bullet I am using in the 38 special. It's a 148 gr LHP from Matt's bullets.
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Recovered from water jug testing when I worked up the load. So far in testing and shooting armadillos this bullet is expanding reliably. At the same time when I worked up the 148gr load I worked up a load for a 158gr LSWC-HP also from Matt's bullets. It shot well but did not expand in my testing.

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The monolith I am using in my 300 BO's is the bullet on the left above. It's made by a company called Maker Bullets, the bullet is the REX, 220 gr

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This it the Maker REX bullet that killed the first armadillo of the year back in June. The shot actual anchored him very nicely and I was able to come back to that spot later and use my metal detector to recovered the bullet.

From the 9-inch gun they always seem to expand. Even in targets as small as a 16 oz Gatorade bottle.
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The only time I have trouble with the REX is from the five inch gun. Assuming I still have my braced AR after December I will be working up a load specifically for the 5-inch gun to get the velocity back up close to 1000 fps that these bullet seem to work best at.

I definitely want to see what my 455 Webley does to them. A 260 gr HBRN soft lead bullet going only 600 fps will be interesting .

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The velocity really seems to be the critical factor. Below 1000 fps and the bullets ability to turn them off is unreliable even with great expansion. Get that velocity up 1400+ and that velocity and associated shock/damage seems to turn them off much more reliably.
 
I don’t bother them at our farm but pigs are a much larger problem. I don’t mess with them if they stay in the woods, here at home. They sure can tear up a yard though and begin to suffer from lead poisoning at that point.

.22 cee bees is what I use these days.

I think it might be fun to pull out my 10/22 or Marlin 25MN (22 WMR). Head shots with those would work well. The armadillo do put the hurt on our food plots.

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This is a food plot a few weeks after planning. You can see the patch in the top half of the image where the armadillos have dug up the food plot pretty heavily. They are not after the plants but the freshly plowed and disked food plot is easy digging for them looking for bugs and similar. Most of our food plots have similar damage from the armadillos. It not complete many of those plant will recover but some will not.
 
They are not the hardest animal to deter. Because they generally don’t go into baited traps, it’s not uncommon for people to put the trap up against a wall and funnel them in with 2x4’s.

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They just keep moving forward banging into things until they get to where you want them to go. Pretty “stupid” animal as far as knowing what’s going on around them.

Might try some erosion control or short safety fence around your food plot, will keep them out and the deer will just step over, like you.

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Try a round ball out of that .58 for a wonderfully destructive surprise!

I learned long ago that the .22Mag does an inordinate amount of damage to these stupid things. I've killed half a dozen over the last few months, mostly with .22LR subs. Does the job but doesn't put on much of a show.
 
In this thread mcb will ramble, alot, about his campaign to whack the Armadillos (AKA Up-armored-opossums, Tactical-possum, Possum on the Half-Shell, Organic Speed Bump, Pocket Dinosaur, etc) on his hunting property and how the various weapons he has used gives him some insight into the lethality of those weapons/bullets in general and how that relates to our favorite numbers we bandy about in these terminal effect threads.

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The first armadillo I ever encounters at close range almost 7 years ago. The only live armadillo to appear in this post.

So for the past ~5 years I have been on a campaign to keep the Armadillo population in check on our hunting property. Tennessee division of wildlife sees them as an invasive species and thus there is no season or bag limit on them. Hunt them year round and with pretty much any weapon you want to use. I am not sure they are really that bad a thing as far as invasive species go but they are fun to hunt and we have a heap of them. In the past five or so years I have easily killed over three dozen of them. I have killed 14+ of them since June of this year alone.

The weapons I have used to kill them so far:
Firearm, Caliber, Weight, Type, Velocity
S&W 442, 38 Special, 130gr PDX1(factory), 820fps
S&W M10, 38 Special, 158gr XTP-HP, 860fps
S&W M10, 38 Special, 148 LHP (Matt’s Bullets), 870fps
5-inch 300 BO, 220gr Maker REX, 870fps
9-inch 300 BO, 220gr Maker REX, 980fps
Big Boar 58-cal muzzleloader, 0.452 MMP sabot w/ 300 XTP-HP, 1420fps
30 Remington AR, 150gr Corelok (Factory), 2400fps
450 Bushmaster, 275gr Barnes TSX, 1850FPS

So for amusement I calculated the follow values for the above guns/bullets:
Kinetic Energy (KE)
Momentum (P)
Power Factor (PF, same as momentum with different units)
Sectional Density (SD)
Taylor Knockout (TKO)
Hornady Index of Terminal Standards (HITS)
Optimal Game Weight (OGW)
Lethality Index (LI)
(I have not bother to include all those numbers mostly due to formatting. If really desired I can include in a later post if someone wants)

I then very subjectively gave each cartridge/gun the mcb ranking between 1-10 for how effective I found my experience with each weapon and their ability to dispatch an armadillo. My ranking is very subjective to my personal experience and is about 75% how quickly it kills and how much damage the round did with the remaining 25% how easy it is to utilize the particular weapon in my hunting environment.

S&W 442 130 JHP: 4
S&W M10 158 JHP: 5
S&W M10 148 LHP: 6
5-inch 300 BO 220 Monolith: 5
9-inch 300 BO 220 Monolith: 6
Big Boar 58-cal 300 JHP: 9
30 Remington AR 150 JSP: 10
450 Bushmaster 275 Monolith: 10

The 442 ranks so low due to the difficulty to shoot at hunting distances and limited data. I have only shot one armadillo with it at very close range and it worked well. I suspect the ammo used in the 442 Winchester PDX-1 if used in my Model 10 would have rank about a 6.

The 158 gr XTP never reliably expanded for me hence the lower score than the 148gr LHP that opens very reliably. I no longer use the 158 gr XTP bullet for 38 Special, too slow.

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My good old Model 10 using a 148gr LHP has proven to be the best ammo for that gun I have found. Even with this good bullet it still took two shots to kill him.

The 5-inch 300 BO ranks so low due to velocity, using the same load in both barrel length 300 BO weapons. This really hurt the 5-inch gun due to the reduced velocity. I had at least one bullet not expand, penciling through an armadillo. I also had a round from this gun do a strange but lethal ricochet off the armor of another armadillo. If the velocity was higher so the bullet worked reliably it would have ranked the same as the 9-inch gun. Both guns are roughly equal on shoot ability at armadillo ranges.

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My 5-inch 300BO pistol with SDN-6 suppressor. This was a head shot but the armadillo still flopped and hopped nearly 80 yards down a steep hill. He was dead but the damage was not sharp enough to really stop him.

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This very dead armadillo carcass was hit with the 5-inch gun. The tear in the back armor is both the entrance and exit of the bullet. My best guess is it entered near the tail but at least one of the three petals of the Maker Rex bullet remained outside the body and then it exited completely at the foremost end of the rip. I heard the bullet make the classic ricochet sound going off through the woods. This was the only hole in the armor. The Armadillo made it to a hole. I heard him die in the hole. I came back the follow weekend with a shovel to dig him out but the coyotes did it for me and I found the above.

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The 9-inch 300 BO with the same SDN-6 suppressor. This was a near head shot with the bullet going through the shoulder and neck just behind the head. The armadillo again made it a surprising distance despite the lethality of this shot.

All three rifles are, as expected, significantly more effective than the 38 special or 300 BO subs. It is really night and day. I have shot the most armadillos with the 9-inch 300 BO but I have also lost 2 or 3 armadillos that I am sure I have hit but they got in their holes. With the three rifles its lights out every time even with marginal hits. The 38 special and 300 BO have both required follow up shots more often than not even if the first shot would have probably been lethal. Armadillo are remarkable resilient to the slow moving projectiles, even lethal hits with bullets that expand well does not shut them off. They flop around a lot and often recover enough to head for a hole despite a lethal hit. I have dug out three dead ones that died in the holes only a minute or two after I shot them but they manage to get into the hole despite the hole I punched in them with either the 38 Special or 300 BO.


The Big Boar does not get a 10 for three minor reasons, slightly harder to shoot with just iron sights, slow to reload, and the current bullet I am using, 300gr XTP-HP does not expand reliable even in deer and does not seem to expand at all in armadillos. That said they have all been DRT when hit with it. Will be trying a new bullet (300gr SST) next year for deer and armadillo.


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T/C Big Boar 58-cal. This was only about a 15 yard shot. I got the drop on this one from the thick edge of a food plot. He never knew I was there and never moved after the shot.


The 30 RAR does awful things to them armadillos. I had one at about 60 yard that I thought was broadside facing to my right but in the deep leaves had apparently had turned around and was facing to my left. I shot him in what I thought was his shoulder and that turned out to be his rear quarter. He didn't move after hit, the damage is graphic.

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This was just before deer season this year. This was a long shot for armadillo hunting and measure about 60 yards with my GPS. The damage is pretty bad, and looks worst on the bottom side.

If anything deserves an 11 the 450 Bushmaster with the TSX bullet probably does. I Texas heart shot an armadillo at ~40 yard. Bullet entered just above the tail and exited grazing the left side of the head. That 275 gr TSX split all nine bands (and the shoulder and rump caps) of that 9-banded armadillo and moved all the internal organs to the exterior through a large rupture in the belly. It was an extraordinary amount of damage.

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This was about a 40 yard shot. Notice the split that runs from the tail where the bullet entered to the exit near where it graze the head. Also notice how flat he is. That because most of the innards are no longer in the body cavity. The bottom side was not pretty.

So with those at anecdotal examples to support my very subjective ranking out of the way. I put all the data in Excel and did a linear regression (totally arbitrary model selected for simplicity) to the data. Independent variable the mcb ranking and the depended variable was one of the afore mentioned numbers we all like to throw about. The funny thing is with only one stand out exception the correlation between my rankings to the calculated “number” was not half bad. None of the correlations were awesome (ie a R^2 of .95 or better would be something notable) but most of them where decent correlations and only one with truly no correlation at all.

KE: 0.933857
P: 0.867466
PF: 0.867466
SD: 0.002035
TKO: 0.734469
HITS: 0.678899
OGW: 0.875463
LI: 0.908975

Now before anyone gets too worked up remember this thread is mostly about mcb sharing pictures of his dead armadillos and some guns and having some fun with an Excel spreadsheet. The only thing I really learned from all this other than I enjoy armadillo hunting is that I probably won’t try to take a deer with either of my 300 BO pistols. Would it work, no doubt, but it probably would not work as well as I would like. Maybe from my 300 BO carbine that has a better scope so I could be super precise about placement maybe.

My goals for the next year after this deer season is over it to whack a few armadillo with my 455 Webley, my 6mm Creedmoor, and maybe my 44 Mag revolver and/or carbine.

Wow, if you got to this point in my post thanks! Hopefully it was interesting. Always happy for feed back and will answer any question I can.

Oh and one last piece of advice. If you shoot and armadillo on a steep hill side and they roll down on their side you got a good hit and they are dead or will be by the time they stop rolling. If on the other hand they roll head over tail. Shoot them again you missed or got a bad non-lethal hit.
Atta boy. Kill them all.
I've used anything from logging boots to a 200sst pushed buy 110 gr of 777.
A 90gr varminter in 270 is pretty violent also.
 
Don’t know about armadillos and this is probably wandering a bit away from topic but since we are talking pest control, here is an anecdote.

My dad has been trapping woodchucks for the last 4 years with conibear traps placed outside their holes.

He has managed to kill around 30 per year with traps and 5-10 more per year shooting them from the porch after seeing them from inside the house As near as he can tell, he hasn’t impacted the population at all and has since quit trying. This was killing them where he lives and not at a remote location so as to really maximize the damage to the population.

How goes the armadillo population in your parts?
 
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How goes the armadillo population in your parts?

I have the ones that want to tear up the irrigated part of my yard gone but I hunt quite a bit at night though and they are probably the most common animal I come across. They must be the easiest animal to spot with a thermal and in the dark, you can walk up within contact distance of them and they act like you are not there.
 
Yeah armadillos have some really bad eye sight even during the day. You can sneak up on them pretty easy in most cases. Though sometimes you do something that spooks them (sharp noises especially)and they will jump up suddenly and go barreling off through the woods like a freight train. With our fairly heavy population they have a huge network of escape holes. Unlike groundhog holes that are easy to see due being clearing of leaves and ground cover and usually have a nice pare dirt pile next to them, the armadillos on our property like to dig in under stumps and dead falls and the leave all the leaves around them so they are really hard to see and find. That said the holes are usually not very deep. I finished one armadillo in his hole since I could still see him once the leaves were cleared away.

I really REALLY wish TN would allow night hunting and the use of thermal and night vision.
 
One of my old bosses used to tell stories about killing them with a baseball bat because they were tearing up his mulch beds and he was fanatical about his lawn.

He said he would just walk right up to them and give them a heave ho with the Louisville Slugger.
 
One of my old bosses used to tell stories about killing them with a baseball bat because they were tearing up his mulch beds and he was fanatical about his lawn.

He said he would just walk right up to them and give them a heave ho with the Louisville Slugger.

I have been at Louisville slugger range a couple times with armadillos. Shot placement is much easier. :D

But I have also had a couple run from my approached despite their poor eyesight.
 
We would go armadillo hunting in a big open field when I was younger. We had an old Toyota 4WD truck that was our transport of choice. We had a driver, spotlight holder, and a gunman in the bed with his trusty .22 rifle. We would stop on top of them somemes and hit the horn. Those suckers would jump straight up and hit the floor pan or transmission pan, it made a nice "thwack" you could feel in your teeth.
 
In my youth I shot one with my 22LR. Boy it surprised the heck out of me how high those buggers can jump and flop!
Armadillo are remarkable resilient to the slow moving projectiles, even lethal hits with bullets that expand well does not shut them off. They flop around a lot and often recover enough to head for a hole despite a lethal hit.



Buzzard's gotta eat, same as the worm. -- Josey Wales
And they do not go to waste. For example the armadillo shot my with 58-cal muzzle loader was shot on my way to my deer stand. I shot him about 2 pm. When coming back past the armadillo just after last legal shooting light at ~5:30 I ran two turkey vultures out of the foot plot. I looked and all the internal organs had already been consumed. In three hours they had found and ate a fair amount of that armadillo. By the time I got back a week later the only thing left was a few bones and the armored shell. The turkey vulture and coyotes make short work of my armadillo kills.
 
mcb, I live in TN (middle) and have had quite an armadillo season as well. I don’t have the data you do, but here is my anecdotal experience with war-possums:

- 22lr - be ready to unload multiple rounds, and make sure you’re practiced at shooting a moving target. Generally takes 3 rounds or so to stop them. Entry, but no exits. Has made me really good at hitting moving targets with my Ruger Mark IV. (2/10)

-22 Mag - far more effective out to about 50 yards. Several one shot kills, and good armor penetration with exits. (5/10)

- 38 Spl, 158 grain HP - very effective, entry with significant exits indicating expansion. Occasional brief “jump-around”. (6/10)

- 9mm, 115 grain HP - took two shots from G19. Clean entry and exit, didn’t appear (from exit) that I got much expansion. (5/10)

- 357 Mag, 154gr HST HP - one shot, done. Dime sized entry, armadillo sized exit. “Explode” would be a slight overstatement, but this seemed to be the most effective round. (9/10)

-30-30 Win, 150gr CoreLokt - very effective, but maybe too much gun for the 9-stripe ground pig. Not as impressive as the 357, don’t think there was enough mass for full expansion. (7/10)

.308, 150gr CoreLokt - this wasn’t fair. Again, too much velocity and not enough mass, and didn’t get full expansion as a result. Too much gun. (7/10)

My unscientific conclusion is that a high velocity HP handgun round is the best for the panzerschwein. Built to expand quickly.

I do go out with a 45-70, and expect I’ll have more data before the end of the season.

In this thread mcb will ramble, alot, about his campaign to whack the Armadillos (AKA Up-armored-opossums, Tactical-possum, Possum on the Half-Shell, Organic Speed Bump, Pocket Dinosaur, etc) on his hunting property and how the various weapons he has used gives him some insight into the lethality of those weapons/bullets in general and how that relates to our favorite numbers we bandy about in these terminal effect threads.
 
mcb, I live in TN (middle) and have had quite an armadillo season as well. I don’t have the data you do, but here is my anecdotal experience with war-possums:

- 22lr - be ready to unload multiple rounds, and make sure you’re practiced at shooting a moving target. Generally takes 3 rounds or so to stop them. Entry, but no exits. Has made me really good at hitting moving targets with my Ruger Mark IV. (2/10)

-22 Mag - far more effective out to about 50 yards. Several one shot kills, and good armor penetration with exits. (5/10)

- 38 Spl, 158 grain HP - very effective, entry with significant exits indicating expansion. Occasional brief “jump-around”. (6/10)

- 9mm, 115 grain HP - took two shots from G19. Clean entry and exit, didn’t appear (from exit) that I got much expansion. (5/10)

- 357 Mag, 154gr HST HP - one shot, done. Dime sized entry, armadillo sized exit. “Explode” would be a slight overstatement, but this seemed to be the most effective round. (9/10)

-30-30 Win, 150gr CoreLokt - very effective, but maybe too much gun for the 9-stripe ground pig. Not as impressive as the 357, don’t think there was enough mass for full expansion. (7/10)

.308, 150gr CoreLokt - this wasn’t fair. Again, too much velocity and not enough mass, and didn’t get full expansion as a result. Too much gun. (7/10)

My unscientific conclusion is that a high velocity HP handgun round is the best for the panzerschwein. Built to expand quickly.

I do go out with a 45-70, and expect I’ll have more data before the end of the season.
Awesome, thanks for a very nice addition to the thread.
 
I don't think we have 'em here in Colorado but after reading this very amusing thread I sorta wish we did. Great write up mcb, thanks!
 
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the armadillos on our property like to dig in under stumps and dead falls and the leave all the leaves around them so they are really hard to see and find.

They like to get under stuff that’s for sure. In the barns we use either pallets to set stuff on or cut the steel sheet off old water heaters and lay it flat to set things on.

I laughed Sunday, making my antifreeze rounds, on equipment before it gets cold here, I came across this hole one had recently made on the left.

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