Best Hunting Quotes Ever

[blackops]

"If arrows aren't flyin critters aren't diein"

 

[Ditch-Tiger]

Here's a few off the top of my head...

"If you don't put lead in the air, you can't put meat on the ground"
"I can't shoot straight, so i gotta shoot fast"
"Shoot it in the deer"
"Whack'em & stack'em"
"Always hold hair, never hold air"
"can't eat horns"

 

[blackops]

"Tag em and bag em"

 

[61chalk]

"There Go'in Down."
Dan Fitzgerald

 

[308win]

"Boys, put put the $%&* geese on the ground" - 'guide' at southern Illinois goose 'club'.

"Kiss a fat baby's a$$" - an old hunting buddy after missing a BIG Mallard drake.

"I'll wash your a$$ and drink the water" - comes after a statement such as 'if I don't get at least a 4 point buck I'll . . . .

 

[wankerjake]

"Smoke a pack a day"-referring to coyotes.

 

[alsaqr]

"They're the same size running as they are standing still."

Jack O'Connor on shooting at running game. Jack was a good running game shot.

 

[CajunBass]

Reply to a young hunters question "Where can I sit?"

"It's called a STAND for a reason."

 

[Dambugg]

A little off topic, I never caught a fish with a watch. My grand father
Now on topic, I never shot an animal that cared how much I spent on my gun. Me

 

[The Bushmaster]

"Deer tracks make lousy stew and tend to dull my knife"...Statement made by an old Curmudgeon after being told how many tracks a youngster saw that day...

 

[R.W.Dale]

A co worker addressing a stranger who commented on the box of 150 b-tips he was buyin for his 06 instead of his traditional 180g core-lokt

"tear up too much meat!?! Hell I'm losing the whole damn deer"


"EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!"

me as I exited the drivers side window of a sinking 84 s10 blazer

"look at me! I'm cleaning the dog"
my 4 yr old son paying with a plastic saw and the dog after helping with daddys deer a couple weeks before

 

[birdshot8's]

the last words ever said to me by my dear ol grandpappy, " Son you sure that guns unloaded".

 

[LEVRLOVR]

"Thats right where I was aiming."

Me.
Every time I kill someting with a shot that was not where I was aiming.

 

[d2wing]

Don't shoot where they ain't.

 

[chas08]

One of my favorites from a Buddy, as we watched his brothers wheat field in anticipation of the evening assault by Hogs. As they steamed out of the surrounding brush into the field he'd say; "It's Showtime"

 

[seniordep2010]

"If it flies, it dies". That one is pretty popular around here.

And the other night I was riding with a friend about mindnight down a country road. 7 deer were on the edge of the road and we both yelled "DEER"!!! After we passed I said "I'd rather shoot it and eat it, than hit it and leave it."

 

[Speedo66]

Certainly not condoned, but interesting just the same.

Patrol cop one night bringing a deer to a friend's uncle who butchered deer:"This one got hit".

Uncle: "What hit him?"

Cop: "My .38 Special"

 

[Uncle Mike]

getting on the ATV's 6am, doe season....son asks.... what are we shooting today, again?
Dad says....Son, "If it's brown...it's down"!

 

[SheepNutz]

lol Uncle Mike, we use that one a lot too!

 

[LeonCarr]

The Remington Core Lokt advertisements that call it "The deadliest mushroom in the woods".

YA CAN'T EAT ANTLERS BOY! WHO CARES HOW BIG HE IS?

Gun go boom, deer fall down.

Just my .02,
LeonCarr

 

[steveracer]

You will miss all of the shots you do not take.

 

[JEB]

"kill 'em all!" last thing we say to the pushers as we drop them off during shotgun season.

strangely enough, the lady at wal mart tells me the same thing when i go to buy tags...guess she dont like to hit them either!

 

[patsygarret]

" Vegetarian" the meaning stems from an old indian word meaning bad hunter"

 

[RockinU]

Most dog hunters know: "When the tail-gate drops, the b.s. Stops"

After hearing one of my Buddies shoot last year, I sent him a text that said simply "Well?" He sent back "He Dead" not sure why, but it cracked me up.

 

[Kernel]

Old saying when listening to hunters in the distance:

One shot, one deer.
Two shots, maybe one deer.
Three shots, NO deer.