Best Hunting Quotes Ever
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cottonmouth
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A boy in school told me this one, he was DEER hunting on public land and he said the woods were just full of hunters, orange vest everywhere and game wardons were all over the place and after the shots they yell back and forth to each other.
BOOM! BOOM!......... did you get anything?!........... I killed two turkeys!!......... Well shut the hell up then!!!!
J.B.
BOOM! BOOM!......... did you get anything?!........... I killed two turkeys!!......... Well shut the hell up then!!!!
J.B.
Loyalist Dave
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In a goose blind when "protected" whistling swans flew low and slow overhead...,
Newbie, "What are those?"
Guide, "Thems whistling swans".
Newbie, "How many of them are we allowed to shoot?"
Guide, "As many as you can afford".
My dad and I almost broke ribs while laughing at the confused look on the newbie's face, until we explained the fines involved in shooting swans.
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Newbie, "What are those?"
Guide, "Thems whistling swans".
Newbie, "How many of them are we allowed to shoot?"
Guide, "As many as you can afford".
My dad and I almost broke ribs while laughing at the confused look on the newbie's face, until we explained the fines involved in shooting swans.
LD
"Just like the plains of the Serengeti!"-Spoken by an uncle after seeing the countless number of deer driven out at a favorite hunting place in northern PA. (Sadly, they are no more.)
"There's more air around them than on them."-Same uncle after someone missed.
"I can smell the meat in the pan before I smell the spent powder!"-Me
P.S. Good thread and thanks for the entertainment!
"There's more air around them than on them."-Same uncle after someone missed.
"I can smell the meat in the pan before I smell the spent powder!"-Me
P.S. Good thread and thanks for the entertainment!
I shot (.308) at a lady elk, 150yds, bullet in behind leg and out front somwhere down range. She rolled into a ditch and laid there. My brother in law uses a .270 and walks over to look. "You better get a 270 if you put in for another elk tag. Your lucky this one fell in a ditch and broke her neck."
blindhari
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CSA 357
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if i aint here when yall come back, i got sick and went back to the truck
WardenWolf
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"I'd rather use the PSL, but there wouldn't be anything left." - Me, explaining why I was using my Saiga .223 to hunt javelina.
CSA 357
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whan the tailgate drops the bs stops!
cottonmouth
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"if i aint here when yall come back, i got sick and went back to the truck"
CSA, I remember that one! That's why I never open Wild Turkey the night before turkey season! LOL, and he was at the truck too!
J.B.
CSA, I remember that one! That's why I never open Wild Turkey the night before turkey season! LOL, and he was at the truck too!
J.B.
CSA 357
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what kind of tracks are those fred? fred says> i dont know and aint worried about it, what ever it is yall will kill it!
~z
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While pig huntin years back
"Let em get closer...they are working towards us...dont fire till you see the whites of their eyes"
"but they have brown eyes"
"Good point, give em hell"
~z
"Let em get closer...they are working towards us...dont fire till you see the whites of their eyes"
"but they have brown eyes"
"Good point, give em hell"
~z
oasis618
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Old saying when listening to hunters in the distance:
One shot, one deer.
Two shots, maybe one deer.
Three shots, NO deer.
My favorite so far!
hogshead
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Elmer Kieth on big bores "I wanna let a lot of air in one side and a lot of blood out the other."
wankerjake
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I disagree with poaching whole-heartedly, but that's funny right there!
Yeah, that's a good one. I think it every time I hear it.
junkmanted
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2 Italian guys fighting over a bird
the old guy says
" I no shoota U Cock "
the old guy says
" I no shoota U Cock "
buck460XVR
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50 some years ago, at the tender age of 6, I had the opportunity to sit at the poker table with my grandpa, dad and several of their hunting companions. After several hours of watching them take each other's money, smoke each other's cigars, drink each other's whiskey and telling tales of all the bucks they'd shot over the years, I told my grandpa that him and his friends must be great hunters cause of all the huge bucks that they had killed. He turned and smiled as he said to me...."son, a big buck will die a thousand glorious deaths, but a nubbin will die humbly only once".
It took me a few years to understand fully what he meant.
It took me a few years to understand fully what he meant.
nastynatesfish
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After getting 2 flats and burning up a coil on the way to an alfalpha field with my dad: if its got t!!ts or whells its gonna f_*k you.
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