Best Post Ever! (We can all stop reading after this!)

[Ohio Gun Guy]

I think I have the best post ever! (Meant to be in good fun, I post and read these too!)

What handgun, in what caliber, should I get for my wife to shoot bears? (We already have a .22 for coyotes) How many "Clips" should I buy for it?
Also, I am looking for a "Sniper" rifle for me, I want to shoot 2,000 yards, will my Mosin Nagant work for that? I don't own one yet, but I am considering it.
Should I sell my 9mm or .45 to finance this purchase? OR I may sell one of my AR or AK "Assault Rifles", which do you think I should sell?

P.S. I am keeping my all purpose M1 Garand for a SHTF gun, do you think the 1,000,000 rounds I have sockpiled is enough?

Lastly, I have attached a complete list, serial numbers, and pictures of every gun I own. Will you post yours also? (See attached picture for summary of responses.)

Hope it was funny!

 

[sturmgewehr667]

sell it all, get a garand

handgun for the wife? saw off a garand

sniper rifle? garand


simple

 

[Armed 24/7]

And don't forget to stock up on Duct Tape and extra trauma plates, so that you can protect yourself against multiple .308 rounds to the back

 

[Glockman17366]

You're right...this was the best post..ever!
After this, I'll never need to frequent THR again since now...I've seen he best post ever

 

[sturmgewehr667]

or, if you are garand deficient (actual disease)

get her a S&W 500 for bear defense, and since revolvers can use clips, get at least 10

your mosin nagant is fine for 2k yard shooting, but you won't be able to hit anything, actually, my 22 will shoot 5k yards.

sell the 9mm, sell the AR. since you said they were assault rifles, i assume they are select fire and you should have plenty money to buy a decent sniper rifle after selling them.

 

[ThrottleJockey]

Darndest thing, that's almost what happened to mine! I was canoeing in northern MN over Christmas, and of course I had every gun I own in the canoe(figured what better place to get in some shooting time). Well, to make a long story short, boat turned over, lost all but the one strapped to my hip!

 

[sturmgewehr667]

10 minutes till closure 9:59, 9:58, 9:57......

 

[Ohio Gun Guy]

I can't believe I missed the Garand comments, I may have to try again and weave that in there! I should have gotten political too. This may only be the "Almost" best post ever!

 

[jbkebert]

What you really want

What you really want for all of these needs is a Official Red Ryder carbine-action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock.

 

[Ohio Gun Guy]

you'll shoot your eye out kid.

 

[esmith]

TBA, tragic boating accident. Happened to me too.

 

[Dr. Tad Hussein Winslow]

you forgot to make the entire post one long run on sentence with no punctuation no capitalization also poor diction also poor spelling also you have to mention shtf in there someone and maybe zombies this reminds me of david allan coe the perfect country and western song

 

[jbkebert]

Ooooh fuudge

 

[Matt-J2]

I was drunk the day my mom got a 9mm assault rifle.
I went to pick her up with my shtf ak.
But before I could get a clip in my AR sniper rifle,
She lost all her guns in a damned old boat!

 

[Rockwell1]

This can't be the best post ever because it doesn't say anything at all about:
MAMA,
OR TRAINS,
OR TRUCKS,
OR PRISON,
OR GETTING’ DRUNK

 

[jnyork]

You forgot the .22 rimfire for coyotes.

 

[sturmgewehr667]

what, i thought it was closed.

i predicted it would be closed just like most of the other threads

 

[Ohio Gun Guy]

Fixed it!

 

[Rockwell1]

does this constitue in AFTER the lock?

 

[2RCO]

You haven't mentioned Zombies or asked the value of any of those weapons. You also didn't mention Ammo Prices, Wal Mart, or Obama.

 

[sturmgewehr667]

i heard that sporterizing my grandpa's ww2 bring back Kar98K with all the original markings and the perfect stock, just like he found it in that bunker at d-day would bring up the value?

i paid $1000 to put a new stock and scope on it, why do people only offer me $150???

is a .700 nitro a big enough handgun caliber for zombie bears?

how much can i get for my mosin nagant that's missing the stock?

.45 vs 9mm vs .40

is it true that obama is going to ban all guns and america is going to fall apart because of it???

 

[2RCO]

Sturm I think you pretty much nailed it. I also forgot to add IBTL

 

[jbkebert]

Another shamless quote

"Flick says he saw some Grizzly bears near Pulaski's candy store." Do you really think I am carrying enough gun?

 

[Impureclient]

Does Obama shop at Walmart? IBTL

 

[Jorg Nysgerrig]

I'm going to relock this one sometime in the near future. Go ahead and get it out of your system now.