Blasting A Chocolate Rabbit

[Zorro]

So what is the BEST/Most Visually Appealing way to kill a Chocolate Rabbit?

Best Idea I have come up with is a Surface contact blast with a S&W M29-2 with a bag of flower behind the bunny.

Any Other Ideas?

 

[Guy L Johnson]

Simple Substitution

12 Ga Slug for the 29-2

 

[Sisco]

If it's one of those hollow ones, fill it with strawberry jelly.
Like the chocolate rabbit idea. Putting together an Easter egg hunt for my son, his friends and some of my friends kids.
We'll dye a bunch of eggs, scatter them around the country side and 'hunt' them with .22's. Chocolate rabbits would be a bounus!

 

[Dave R]

Maybe a 12 ga at 10-15 feet, or wherever you get a nice, tight pattern.

Don't plan on eating any after that.

 

[swingset]

Insert a tannerite "helper" inside the little bunny so he goes big-boom when you hit him.

 

[TonyB]

PULL..................

 

[illuminatus99]

bite its head off?

 

[geekay]

Aaargh, you're NOT going to kill the

chockolate rabbit that lays the chocolate eggs! Where is your civic spirit.

 

[Don Gwinn]

Tannerite. Definitely Tannerite.

http://www.tannerite.com

 

[Betty]

I don't know about the chocolate rabbit, but I'd LOVE to see someone waste a bag of marshmallow Peeps.

 

[Marko Kloos]

Marshmallow Peeps work better as reactive targets if you freeze them before their scheduled execution. Otherwise, their demise is not very spectacular.

Don't ask me how I know this.

 

[Azrael256]

We're doing an easter egg hunt for underprivelidged (that's the PC term, right?) kids here at school... it probably wouldn't be worth that whole expulsion and arrest thing, but just think of the looks on those kids faces if I blew up a chocolate easter bunny.

 

[762x51]

Fill it with gasoline.....shoot it with an M82A1 loaded with incendiary ammo. Whee!

 

[bogie]

I agree with Runt - KILL ALL THE PEEPS!

But please, please spare the chocolate bunnies!

So that we can bite their little earsies off...

 

[Kobun]

Who was it that had taken a giant inflatable barney and filled with rasberry jello, frozen him, and then shot at him??

Can't remember where I read that, but it sure sounds like more fun than a bunny...
Maby a chocolate barney. Hmmm

 

[Shalako]

If you could find a way to cram an Estes rocket engine in there, point it towards, maybe, a barrel of gas, then um, stand back, and.....

 

[synoptic]

If you could find a way to cram an Estes rocket engine in there

launch it straight up and it's almost as good as skeet...

 

[Archie]

Shooting a Chocolate Bunny?

That's improper use of a firearm, and a tragic waste of chocolate!

Hummpf!

 

[JeanC]

That's it, I can't stand the thought anymore of a poor chocolate bunny being mistreated so. If you find yourself comptemplating the senseless slaughter of chocolate bunnies, send them to me and I will give the poor things a good home here 'Sides, shooting them totally ruins the chocolate and chocolate should never, never, ever go to waste.

I will also give good homes to peep bunnies (eventually I will get some to go properly stale before they get eaten hehehehehe).

 

[cool45auto]

I often found the human stomach is the best thing to take care of one of these!

 

[Keith]

Bite their little heads off then devour the corpse!

 

[Crimper-D]

Never shot an Easter Bunny effegy

But we had a full-line participation volly shoot when some member brought in a Rosie O'Donnel doll from a garage sale.

Chocolate bunnys are for eating, shooting them seems a waste of cheap chocolate

 

[4v50 Gary]

Blasting wabbits...

As long as it's milk chocolate and not dark chocolate, it's only a misdemeanor.

 

[Calamity Jane]

As long as it's milk chocolate and not dark chocolate, it's only a misdemeanor.

Gotta agree with 4v50 Gary, there.

Admittedly, however, blowing away Cadbury eggs (milk chocolate eggs with yellow candy-goop stuff inside that looks like a yolk) would provide an entertaining visual. Talk about reactive targets!

 

[Stevie-Ray]

Well it's Easter time,