I saw that a few of you like the good'ol zombie story, so I thought I would toss you this. The 1st 2 chapters of a 378(so far) novel I am working on.
If you hate it its ok, I can take the hit.
!!WARNING SOME STRONG LANGUAGE AND VIOLENCE!!
Working Title: Blood Knights : Hunters Hunted
To most people the saying “Some day you’re going to wake up dead” is cliché. To be quite honest, I thought it was just a saying too, until it happened to me. Yes, I mean literally wake up dead. And whomever said “no pain, no gain” needs to be kicked in the ****ing balls, but that’s all beside the point.
And the point is? The point is I am dead. Yes D E A D, dead. Dead in the sense that I no longer have a heartbeat, produce body heat, eat food, nor am I required to breathe. But not so dead that I am in a grave all rotty and corpsie.
Fact is that I am rather lifelike for a dead man, if you will pardon the irony. Tactically this is a substantial advantage over the three incredibly ill fated bastards I am currently working my way up behind.
Now why would this be such a tactical advantage to me, in comparison to the three most unlucky individuals in all of Colombia you ask? Well that’s very simple; I will give you a few examples.
One: I do not produce body heat that the numerous thermal imaging cameras currently aimed at the waterfront would be able to detect. Consequently our three friends will get no warning I am here, or any form of backup until it is far too late to be of any help to them.
Two: I have been submerged here under water for the last 75 minutes waiting till all three guards have settled in for their shift, and are getting bored and maybe nodding off.
Not needing to breathe means no bubbles from a SCUBA rig to give me away, or the possibility of running out of air if things do not go on schedule. The only thing being submerged for this long has done, is made me very wet and cranky, and left me wondering if all my water-tight containers are sealed well enough to actually be water-tight.
Three: And most importantly is the fact that I am already dead. This means that I have little fear of the guns the three of them are clinging to for security. Now don’t get me wrong, getting shot hurts like all hell and really pisses me off.
Also getting shot by the big bored CETME .308 caliber assault rifles they are carrying would be just the kind of ****ing test on my immortality I don’t want to deal with at this point in my little evening adventure.
(Yea I’m dead but bullets still cause the kind of trauma that can really **** things up at a time like this, bullets break bones, rip muscle tissue and sever nerves, all of which can hamper ones ability to function, let alone be a stealthy engine of carnage.)
At this point I should tell you the story of just how I became a Vampire. Ok there I used the V-Word, deal with it… As I was saying, I should tell you. However, I am not going to, because I just saw ****-head number one prop his feet up and open a magazine of some sort, Oh bad call for him.
Poking my head up out of the water here under the dock that I have come to know as my watery vacation home, I can see that his amigo, I call ****-head number two is rummaging around in a small pouch for something. Moreover, ****-head number three was taking his turn patrolling down to the end of the long pier, and should not return for at least five minutes, that is if he does not hear his two compadres die.
Now this is where normally I have to make the kind of choice that in truth can make or break a mission like this. Nevertheless, on this particular night the decision was being made for me. ****head number two stopped rummaging around in his bag and produced a funny looking little cigarette and a pack of matches.
He then placed his tightly rolled little smoky treat in his mouth, stood up and walked damn near right up to me, he was now looking out over the water. Now I hate to do the stereotyping thing, but a Colombian drug lord’s guard loafing off and lighting a joint on duty, come on… This ******* was making this too easy. He readied his match to light and I quickly closed my right eye and diverted my gaze with the left so my night vision didn’t go bye-bye like Senor Pothead’s was about to.
As expected, he lit his joint and extended his arm out to drop the match in the water, I caught the match denying him the satisfactory hissss he was expecting. The look on his face was pure incomprehension as he looked down to see what happened to his match and ended up staring right in to a set of lightly glowing eyes. I kicked, surging up from the water, I reached out and grabbed his throat tight, crushing his larynx and closing it off to prevent any sound from escaping. He groped wildly at his shoulder for his rifle, which was still leaning on the crate he had been sitting on. His mouth gaped wide for a breath that would never come. Some part of me felt good for him as his joint hit the water with a little hiss, there was the closure he had needed.
With one clawed hand wrapped tightly around his throat and the other with a firm grip on his crotch I lifted him quickly off his feet in a military press and drew him down under the water with nearly no splash to announce his untimely demise. I scissor kicked dragging him to the bottom. Down deep under water I used my Ka-Bar 1213 Fighting Knife to let the air out of his lungs witch promptly addressed the buoyancy issues I was concerned with, also ending the last of his twitching.
Satisfied with the weight of a few rocks that I borrowed from the bed of the harbor, I stuffed them in his pockets to hold my new friend down on the bottom. Then I moved back to the dock to check on the status of dear old ****head number one.
I found him still engrossed in his magazine that I could now see was a Spanish language copy of Cosmo.
(You know it’s sort of sad, maybe reading that crap could have helped him get laid… now he was just ****ed.)
I debated waiting until the mucho grande cup of coffee at his side worked on his kidneys and brought him to the water to relieve him self. The only problem with that stroke of genius is that I could not count on ****head number three not noticing the lack of his marijuana-loving friend when he returned, also I didn’t have a clue as to the capacity of Senor Sensitive’s bladder. Therefore, I didn’t have a choice. I had to act now and before our roaming gnome returned to the party.
(In truth, I was also happy that I was not going to have to risk getting pissed on taking him out.)
In most situations I would much rather do things like this with my own two hands but in this case that just wasn’t an option. Now my AWC Amphibian II .22 Caliber Suppressed pistol would have to do the job.
Yes it’s a .22 and there is nothing wrong with that. At this range, about 3.5 meters it would more than do the job, and the fact that I can pull a trigger much faster than anyone with a pulse, it’s a non issue. Ok look, a favorite quote from an arms dealer I know is “Is the .22 a good caliber slug? Ask Bobby Kennedy…well…better ask a history book”.
I guess it’s a macabre fact that the .22 is a favorite of many Mafia assassins for a reason. Statistically the .22 is most deadly round on the planet, that little slug tends to enter the body and then bounce off bones and travel all over the place doing bad things on the way.
Hey sorry for going on the rant there, its just that there are way to many guys out there with that my dick is bigger than yours, bull**** ego thing going, and they are either too stupid or macho to admit that the .22 is a good round.
(For the record, my dick is just fine thank you.)
Anyways: Senor Is Your Man A Good Lover was about to find out just what I was talking about when the wandering guard came sprinting back one minute to early. I slid my barrel back off the wood of the dock and backed away from the planking just enough to be cloaked in shadow again.
After a rapid exchange in Spanish, I have no clue they said, about all I can say in Spanish is “¿dónde está el cuarto de baño?” where is the bathroom? (The sad part of that is I have not needed a bathroom in eighty three years.) But for some reason I remember it. Either way I was rather sure they were not talking about the location of the nearest potty. What was my first clue? Oh the fact that they were both now on their feet and holding there weapons in a ready action position and were looking down the dock the direction the roamer had just patrolled.
I am guessing the name of my dead friend in the water is Alejandro because they seemed to be calling out to him over there shoulders waiting for him to come running to back them up. I didn’t think my opportunities were going to get any better than this, and I’m not one to look a gift horse in the mouth. I was in motion up out of the water and moving up behind them rapidly but not anywhere near the speed I am capable of.
(I see no need to exert yourself when your victims are waving you up behind them.)
Something had them spooked, and it was not me, and that bothered me on a few levels. If this mission did not require the utmost in stealth I could have just leapt on them from behind and tore them apart; all claws, and fangs very splatter movie like, but the chance one would get a shot off with their rifle was too great.
The guard with a tender side, with whom I have spent so much quality time, reading and growing together into caring and compassionate men, would receive the quick way out.
Namely, around five or six .22 rounds to the back of the head at the base of the skull. As fast as I could pull the trigger with out jamming the weapon, which for the most part was full auto. A buzz issued forth from the receiver as the action cycled, the bolt cycling faster than the eye could see as a stream of seven small pieces brass sailed off into the water.
Senor Cosmo shrugged his shoulders and krinked his neck back like some one had just blown on the hairs at the back of his neck, a little moan escaping from his lips as he slowly sunk to his knees and fell face forward on the old wood planks.
Miguel must have been his name because my one remaining playmate called that name out as he looked down at his fallen compadre, he then swiveled his head to look to Alejandro for help. A look of shock and terror spread across his face when he saw me standing there and not his friend. He had been trained in proper gun safety and his weapon was on safe, finger resting on the side of the trigger guard but not in it, too bad for him.
That was all the help I needed, my left hand shot out in a flash, the butt of my palm striking his trigger hand as he turned it towards me trying to level his weapon. I heard the bones crunch against the metal of the receiver and the injured hand recoiled away from the trigger group all together. My right hand, pistol still ready for action went forward driving the suppressed barrel up into his open mouth to the roof, stifling the yelp of pain for his wounded hand. Click click click and the three remaining rounds entered the brain of the last of the dock guards. He convulsed, his knees buckled and he started to fall backwards.
I grabbed him and flung him over my shoulder in a fireman’s carry. Stooping down I also took hold of Miguel and hauled them both back to the water. Alejandro would soon have company.
If you hate it its ok, I can take the hit.
!!WARNING SOME STRONG LANGUAGE AND VIOLENCE!!
Working Title: Blood Knights : Hunters Hunted
Chapter1
“Rather lifelike for a dead man”.
“Rather lifelike for a dead man”.
To most people the saying “Some day you’re going to wake up dead” is cliché. To be quite honest, I thought it was just a saying too, until it happened to me. Yes, I mean literally wake up dead. And whomever said “no pain, no gain” needs to be kicked in the ****ing balls, but that’s all beside the point.
And the point is? The point is I am dead. Yes D E A D, dead. Dead in the sense that I no longer have a heartbeat, produce body heat, eat food, nor am I required to breathe. But not so dead that I am in a grave all rotty and corpsie.
Fact is that I am rather lifelike for a dead man, if you will pardon the irony. Tactically this is a substantial advantage over the three incredibly ill fated bastards I am currently working my way up behind.
Now why would this be such a tactical advantage to me, in comparison to the three most unlucky individuals in all of Colombia you ask? Well that’s very simple; I will give you a few examples.
One: I do not produce body heat that the numerous thermal imaging cameras currently aimed at the waterfront would be able to detect. Consequently our three friends will get no warning I am here, or any form of backup until it is far too late to be of any help to them.
Two: I have been submerged here under water for the last 75 minutes waiting till all three guards have settled in for their shift, and are getting bored and maybe nodding off.
Not needing to breathe means no bubbles from a SCUBA rig to give me away, or the possibility of running out of air if things do not go on schedule. The only thing being submerged for this long has done, is made me very wet and cranky, and left me wondering if all my water-tight containers are sealed well enough to actually be water-tight.
Three: And most importantly is the fact that I am already dead. This means that I have little fear of the guns the three of them are clinging to for security. Now don’t get me wrong, getting shot hurts like all hell and really pisses me off.
Also getting shot by the big bored CETME .308 caliber assault rifles they are carrying would be just the kind of ****ing test on my immortality I don’t want to deal with at this point in my little evening adventure.
(Yea I’m dead but bullets still cause the kind of trauma that can really **** things up at a time like this, bullets break bones, rip muscle tissue and sever nerves, all of which can hamper ones ability to function, let alone be a stealthy engine of carnage.)
At this point I should tell you the story of just how I became a Vampire. Ok there I used the V-Word, deal with it… As I was saying, I should tell you. However, I am not going to, because I just saw ****-head number one prop his feet up and open a magazine of some sort, Oh bad call for him.
Poking my head up out of the water here under the dock that I have come to know as my watery vacation home, I can see that his amigo, I call ****-head number two is rummaging around in a small pouch for something. Moreover, ****-head number three was taking his turn patrolling down to the end of the long pier, and should not return for at least five minutes, that is if he does not hear his two compadres die.
Now this is where normally I have to make the kind of choice that in truth can make or break a mission like this. Nevertheless, on this particular night the decision was being made for me. ****head number two stopped rummaging around in his bag and produced a funny looking little cigarette and a pack of matches.
He then placed his tightly rolled little smoky treat in his mouth, stood up and walked damn near right up to me, he was now looking out over the water. Now I hate to do the stereotyping thing, but a Colombian drug lord’s guard loafing off and lighting a joint on duty, come on… This ******* was making this too easy. He readied his match to light and I quickly closed my right eye and diverted my gaze with the left so my night vision didn’t go bye-bye like Senor Pothead’s was about to.
As expected, he lit his joint and extended his arm out to drop the match in the water, I caught the match denying him the satisfactory hissss he was expecting. The look on his face was pure incomprehension as he looked down to see what happened to his match and ended up staring right in to a set of lightly glowing eyes. I kicked, surging up from the water, I reached out and grabbed his throat tight, crushing his larynx and closing it off to prevent any sound from escaping. He groped wildly at his shoulder for his rifle, which was still leaning on the crate he had been sitting on. His mouth gaped wide for a breath that would never come. Some part of me felt good for him as his joint hit the water with a little hiss, there was the closure he had needed.
With one clawed hand wrapped tightly around his throat and the other with a firm grip on his crotch I lifted him quickly off his feet in a military press and drew him down under the water with nearly no splash to announce his untimely demise. I scissor kicked dragging him to the bottom. Down deep under water I used my Ka-Bar 1213 Fighting Knife to let the air out of his lungs witch promptly addressed the buoyancy issues I was concerned with, also ending the last of his twitching.
Satisfied with the weight of a few rocks that I borrowed from the bed of the harbor, I stuffed them in his pockets to hold my new friend down on the bottom. Then I moved back to the dock to check on the status of dear old ****head number one.
I found him still engrossed in his magazine that I could now see was a Spanish language copy of Cosmo.
(You know it’s sort of sad, maybe reading that crap could have helped him get laid… now he was just ****ed.)
I debated waiting until the mucho grande cup of coffee at his side worked on his kidneys and brought him to the water to relieve him self. The only problem with that stroke of genius is that I could not count on ****head number three not noticing the lack of his marijuana-loving friend when he returned, also I didn’t have a clue as to the capacity of Senor Sensitive’s bladder. Therefore, I didn’t have a choice. I had to act now and before our roaming gnome returned to the party.
(In truth, I was also happy that I was not going to have to risk getting pissed on taking him out.)
In most situations I would much rather do things like this with my own two hands but in this case that just wasn’t an option. Now my AWC Amphibian II .22 Caliber Suppressed pistol would have to do the job.
Yes it’s a .22 and there is nothing wrong with that. At this range, about 3.5 meters it would more than do the job, and the fact that I can pull a trigger much faster than anyone with a pulse, it’s a non issue. Ok look, a favorite quote from an arms dealer I know is “Is the .22 a good caliber slug? Ask Bobby Kennedy…well…better ask a history book”.
I guess it’s a macabre fact that the .22 is a favorite of many Mafia assassins for a reason. Statistically the .22 is most deadly round on the planet, that little slug tends to enter the body and then bounce off bones and travel all over the place doing bad things on the way.
Hey sorry for going on the rant there, its just that there are way to many guys out there with that my dick is bigger than yours, bull**** ego thing going, and they are either too stupid or macho to admit that the .22 is a good round.
(For the record, my dick is just fine thank you.)
Anyways: Senor Is Your Man A Good Lover was about to find out just what I was talking about when the wandering guard came sprinting back one minute to early. I slid my barrel back off the wood of the dock and backed away from the planking just enough to be cloaked in shadow again.
After a rapid exchange in Spanish, I have no clue they said, about all I can say in Spanish is “¿dónde está el cuarto de baño?” where is the bathroom? (The sad part of that is I have not needed a bathroom in eighty three years.) But for some reason I remember it. Either way I was rather sure they were not talking about the location of the nearest potty. What was my first clue? Oh the fact that they were both now on their feet and holding there weapons in a ready action position and were looking down the dock the direction the roamer had just patrolled.
I am guessing the name of my dead friend in the water is Alejandro because they seemed to be calling out to him over there shoulders waiting for him to come running to back them up. I didn’t think my opportunities were going to get any better than this, and I’m not one to look a gift horse in the mouth. I was in motion up out of the water and moving up behind them rapidly but not anywhere near the speed I am capable of.
(I see no need to exert yourself when your victims are waving you up behind them.)
Something had them spooked, and it was not me, and that bothered me on a few levels. If this mission did not require the utmost in stealth I could have just leapt on them from behind and tore them apart; all claws, and fangs very splatter movie like, but the chance one would get a shot off with their rifle was too great.
The guard with a tender side, with whom I have spent so much quality time, reading and growing together into caring and compassionate men, would receive the quick way out.
Namely, around five or six .22 rounds to the back of the head at the base of the skull. As fast as I could pull the trigger with out jamming the weapon, which for the most part was full auto. A buzz issued forth from the receiver as the action cycled, the bolt cycling faster than the eye could see as a stream of seven small pieces brass sailed off into the water.
Senor Cosmo shrugged his shoulders and krinked his neck back like some one had just blown on the hairs at the back of his neck, a little moan escaping from his lips as he slowly sunk to his knees and fell face forward on the old wood planks.
Miguel must have been his name because my one remaining playmate called that name out as he looked down at his fallen compadre, he then swiveled his head to look to Alejandro for help. A look of shock and terror spread across his face when he saw me standing there and not his friend. He had been trained in proper gun safety and his weapon was on safe, finger resting on the side of the trigger guard but not in it, too bad for him.
That was all the help I needed, my left hand shot out in a flash, the butt of my palm striking his trigger hand as he turned it towards me trying to level his weapon. I heard the bones crunch against the metal of the receiver and the injured hand recoiled away from the trigger group all together. My right hand, pistol still ready for action went forward driving the suppressed barrel up into his open mouth to the roof, stifling the yelp of pain for his wounded hand. Click click click and the three remaining rounds entered the brain of the last of the dock guards. He convulsed, his knees buckled and he started to fall backwards.
I grabbed him and flung him over my shoulder in a fireman’s carry. Stooping down I also took hold of Miguel and hauled them both back to the water. Alejandro would soon have company.
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