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The Marines: When it absoutely, positively has to be destroyed overnight.

And, my fave:

I ALWAYS DO WHAT THE LITTLE VOICES TELL ME
 
To answer your question where to get them.
The cheaper than dirt catalog had a few good ones or cheaperthandirt.com.
Around here it is really mixed.
You will get the pickup going down the road with dear antlers and anything else on it and the next truck will be your low rider that could not make it over a speed bump.
I like the sticker Keep honking Im reloading. It does send the wrong signal that you like road rage, but you also need a sense of humor. So if someone takes offense to it....good maybe they deserve it.

Oh yeah and the little bullet hole stickers you see on the back always crack me up!
 
Reading this thread got me thinking of an original (if there is an "original" left to coin). So I submit this as a test platform - use your imagination(s) and "fix" this 'bumper sticker':
When in doubt dial 1-911-COLT
 
I used to have "Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage" on my truck, also one with Hitler and Clinton with right arm raised "All in favor of Gun Control raise your right hand". Plus a "Read Your Constitution!" from the JBS.

I recieved many positive comments about them, and several negative ones.

One in particular in a shopping center parking lot that I am quite proud of keeping my cool. A woman at her car calls over "Hitler and Clinton? whats wrong with you?" I ignored her and started loading the truck with bags. She again calls over "Well? just what is that supposed to mean?" I took a deep breath and calmly stated that "The Clinton Administrations track record on individual freedom and liberty is terrible, especially when it comes to the rights of law abiding gun owners". She says pretty nastily "your full of sh**". I replied that "I may be full of it, but I'm not the one verbally attacking a total stranger, cursing in front of children (my daughter about 5 at the time was with me) because you see a bumper sticker you don't like". She absolutely exploded! Jumped in her car slammed the door and squeeled wheels out of there! If looks could kill I'd be dead. An older couple walked by having heard everything, the wife leaned over to her hubby and said "what a nasty bi***". That comment alone made my day, I was starting to self critique and replay the situation in my head to see how well I handled things making sure my tone never got out of hand when she said it.

I remember this encounter vividly because I'm usually a hot-head and blow my top pretty easy. It took me great effort once the adrenaline started pumping to keep my cool and stay rational.

This is how you beat them, remain calm, be rational, state some facts and non-challantly prod them into becoming unglued and making themselves look like a nut!!
 
-- Ian Sean --- Good for you!

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We just returned from a trip to visit my wife's family in the high mountains of southwestern Virginia. Her brother has a bumper sticker on his old wreck of a pick up. "I'd rather be shooting Yankees"

On the way back home our 12-yr old daughter said, "Uncle Chris is a red-neck isn't he?"

Not gun related. Saw one yesterday, "Yes, this is my truck. No, I won't help you move."


Jim
 
"I'm not the one verbally attacking a total stranger, cursing in front of children (my daughter about 5 at the time was with me) because you see a bumper sticker you don't like".


As a liberal Democrat, I must ask, why the Feinstein are these Soccer-Moms calling themselves liberal?


Second thought: That was one of those moments when you think : "I wish I had a Solothurn".:evil:
 
I think gun bumper stickers are just inviting criminals to shoot you first

Look at it from Joe Badguy's POV: You're in a parking lot casing cars. You see 2 prospective cars. 1 is a nice late model sedan, clean cut guy behind wheel, looks like he might have some money, no bumper stickers.

2 is a pickup truck. Guy driving looks just like guy from car 1, with the exception of an NRA sticker and a "Keep Honking, I'm reloading" on the back window.

Which guy you gonna rob?
 
"MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT GUNSITE"
"MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT THUNDER RANCH"

And of course, Calvin peeing on the Glock :D
 
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