Bumper Snickers ...

[dav]

redneck2 wrote:
Honk if you've never heard an Uzi fired from a car window

I've seen almost all of these at one time or another... but this is the first time I've seen this one. Laughed out loud.

MicroBalrog wrote:
As a liberal Democrat, I must ask, why the Feinstein are these Soccer-Moms calling themselves liberal?

I really look forward to the day when this is common... using the name of these <expletive deleted> politicians and assorted idiots names in place of common swear words. So totally appropriate. Thanks MicroBalrog!

For those who are worried about making themselves a target by saying gun related stuff. Get real. You are *NOT* the center of the universe. If you are funny, people will appreciate it. If you are not, you will be ignored. Who cares if you carry concealed? We don't. Bad guys don't. Cops don't, until it interferes with their work. Lighten up and *try* to get just a little pleasure out of life, okay?

 

[CZ-100]

Come any closer, and I'll flick a booger on your windshield.

 

[meathammer]

Not a bumper sticker, but I saw a T-shirt that read, "Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving Harley." Cracked me up.

 

[Orion]

Best thing to have a a T when riding a Harley? "If you can read this the Bitch fell off!"

Best gun bumper Sticker I've ever seen was a S&W logo with the words, "???? better NOT happen"

A play on the "???? Happens" bumper sticker.

 

[JohnBT]

I was headed to the range last Friday and saw the following on the bumper of a car driven by a redhead. JT

If you're going to ride my tail
You'd better be pulling my hair

 

[Hardtarget]

I have never put bumper stickres on my truck or car even though I've seen many I liked. I saw one not long ago that struck me funny:
I can't go to work... The voices said stay home and clean the rifles.
Mark.

 

[sm]

" I can do it 25 times in 8 positions" (skeet)
"I did the above 4 times in a row" (skeet)
"I did the above 4 times in a row with 4 different beauties"( skeet)


" 1911 was a very good year"


My brother has the T shirt and bumper sticker that says:

" I do what the voices in my wife's head tell me to do"

(he had the shirt on the other day...2 hours later he had written a check for the wife a new Tahoe)

 

[MarkDido]

I used to have this bumper sticker on the saddle-tank cover of my truck when I was an over the road truck driver:

"God is Dead" - Nietzsche
"Nietzsche Is Dead" - God

Some people read it and laughed, but most people just looked puzzled

 

[BerettaNut92]

"I only want five Wilson CQBs." --Daniel Flory

 

[Feanaro]

Here's one I liked.

"Don't rob me unless you need practice, I'm broke."

 

[Sylvilagus Aquaticus]

I had one on my car years ago ...'The ones with the guns are in charge'....Dan Rather, Tianamen Square"

and "Everyone should be required to own a gun and know how to use it".
That one got the most thumbs-up.

Latest one that isn't affixed yet, from CTD's retail store last month-
"Welcome to America- now either speak English or leave".

It does help that I can translate it into several languages if needed.

Regards,
Rabbit.


Overheard at a South Dallas McDonalds- "Dos hamburgesas, baybee"

 

[arinvolvo]

Ive always wanted a shooting had that says: "which end does the bullet come out of again?"

One episode of the Simpsons, the crazy texan pistol dueling guy had a bumper sticker on his RV that said "I (heart) dueling"....I thought that was funny, but no one would ever get it.

 

[TNT]

Calvin pissing on "gun control"

 

[Zach S]

Best thing to have a a T when riding a Harley? "If you can read this the Bitch fell off!"

I saw one woman at a rally wearing a shirt that said "If you can read this, the bastard fell off"

 

[Mordwyn]

I've been looking to make one.....

"So, your kid is an honor student at a Government school......
And this impresses me how?!?

I do like Skunks though

 

[Jim March]

The funniest I've seen was on the oil tank (side) of an old, beat up Harley:

"Practice Random Senseless Acts"



Runner up:

"My brat got your honor student preggers"

 

[TallPine]

It does help that I can translate it into several languages if needed.

Sign language helps, too

 

[TimH]

Well mine wan't really gun realted. I had one of those "Calvin pee on" stickers . His target was "Hillary" Unfortunately I work alot at colleges & universities where she is considered the smartest woman alive so I took it off for fear of losing business. It was amazing the reactions to the sticker. I've had people shake my hand and others tell me how disrespectful it was.

 

[chas_martel]

Warning! I scream when I come.

I thought I was seeing things when I saw that one. On a car with an 20 something young "lady" at the wheel.

 

[Billll]

Limit terms:
Declare politicians a game species.

 

[telomerase]

"186,000 miles per second. Not just a good idea: it's the law"

 

[BerettaNut92]

Practice random senseless acts of tacticality.

Think strategically, act tactically.

My caliber, my choice

My girl said she'd leave me if I bought any more carbon fiber. Sure gonna miss that girl.

My other auto is an MP5.

 

[TerrierSandhawk]

To paraphrase Gunnery Sgt. Ermy (sp)

"It's ONE nation under GOD, don't like it, leave

T/S

 

[Mastrogiacomo]

Heard of a cute one in Braille that read "If you can read this you're too close."

 

[clange]

"Nuke gay whales for jesus"