Calling All Mall Ninjas..Free BDUs...

[SteyrAUG]

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=197868&page=1

 

[4v50 Gary]

Skunk - we know you're no Mall Ninja but darn if you can't go tactical for this. C'mon, do it for the honor of THR.

 

[Ian]

Free BDUs? Heck, I'm in!

 

[Stickjockey]

[chant]Skunky--Skunky--Skunky--[/chant]

 

[PATH]

Yup! This is right up Skunks alley. Who pray tell is more tactfully tactical than he?

 

[Gewehr98]

More tactical than Skunkabilly?

Tactical Granny (borrowed from the current contest at AR15.com):

 

[4v50 Gary]

I don't see a round in Granny's chamber.

 

[blades67]

I have enough BDUs already.

 

[blue86buick]

with granny's finger on the trigger, and who knows how much training she's had, and (i assume) a human behind that camera, do we really want a round in the chamber?

 

[BerettaNut92]

Ahh I can either post the ones I have or take some really badass ones on Monday and post those...hehehe...they will have consumate tacticality...

Emergency free lunch in LA...gotta go....

I shall return.

 

[SteyrAUG]

Fair warning. I set the bar pretty high....

 

[George Hill]

WHOA!
Tactical Black Couch. Check.
Balaclava without the Baclava. Check.
Tactical Rifle, with Tactical SMG as Back Up. Check.
Vague martial arts weapons with no real idea what to do with them. Check.

This guy is a +5 Mall Ninja with super stealth silent attack! Waaaah Kaaaahhh!

 

[Azrael256]

Tactical Rifle, with Tactical SMG as Back Up. Check.

That one took me a minute. With the angle and all, I thought they were tactical hedgeclippers.

 

[Benjamin]

Here goes my dignity....


BTW, can someone suggest a photo host?

 

[ChickenHawk]

Benjamin,

A real ninja would change the water in that birdbath!

ChickenHawk

 

[St. Gunner]

The tactical Mall Ninja Sniper Toga... Preparing to stop a shoplifting in progress as I slip out of one of those fake rubber trees, you've never seen me before have you, because I have powerful tactical toga magic.

 

[Selfdfenz]

"Tactical black couch"

"Here goes my dignity.... "

"A real ninja would change the water in that birdbath!"

ROFLMAO in tears.
OMG you guys are just too dam- funny.
S-

 

[RustyHammer]

Now THOSE are some scary people ....

I think I'm going to have to go out and buy another gun, just to protect myself.

Cover me!

Rusty

 

[RTFM]

SteyrAUG you forgot to add the tactical shower scene to the posts over here, so let me help you out,

BWAA HAAAA HAAAAAA

I'm embarrassed for you.....(LOL JK)

link
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=197868&page=4

 

[SteyrAUG]

Nah, I've been way more embarrassed than that.


At least in that picture my pants are on.

Did I just say that out loud?

 

[Benjamin]

'Bird bath secure. Over'

For the record, one animal was harmed during that photo series. My dad saw a snake nearby, and killed it. Now the katana has drawn blood.

The water in the birdbath really isn't that putrid. It's shadow...honest.

I will also concede that I am not a real ninja, but if I get a really cool set of BDUs from this contest, I may yet attain such status and proceed with duct tape and climbing walls.

Regards all