with granny's finger on the trigger, and who knows how much training she's had, and (i assume) a human behind that camera, do we really want a round in the chamber?
WHOA!
Tactical Black Couch. Check.
Balaclava without the Baclava. Check.
Tactical Rifle, with Tactical SMG as Back Up. Check.
Vague martial arts weapons with no real idea what to do with them. Check.
This guy is a +5 Mall Ninja with super stealth silent attack! Waaaah Kaaaahhh!
The tactical Mall Ninja Sniper Toga... Preparing to stop a shoplifting in progress as I slip out of one of those fake rubber trees, you've never seen me before have you, because I have powerful tactical toga magic.
For the record, one animal was harmed during that photo series. My dad saw a snake nearby, and killed it. Now the katana has drawn blood.
The water in the birdbath really isn't that putrid. It's shadow...honest.
I will also concede that I am not a real ninja, but if I get a really cool set of BDUs from this contest, I may yet attain such status and proceed with duct tape and climbing walls.
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