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If you can read this, you might be spending too much time on THR.





My SOP for EDC is a BUG loaded with +P SWCs in a SOB with my SIG loaded with +P+ JHPs in an IWB. YMMV, but IMHO, my MBR is an AR stoked with TAP for WTSHTF and I need COM hits on a VCA. For LTL on an EDP I CCW an ASP and OC. My SO prefers 1911s in .45 ACP, but for HD she likes an AK with FMJ. It's reliable, but getting POI to POA was a real PITA, OTOH it shouldn't matter at PBR.



Can you decipher that? I tried not to make it too hard. Maybe someone can come up with another guin-related acronym-a-thon.
 
I kept it pretty simple. And, it was harder to do than I thought.


I'm sure we have some military types around here that could put mine to shame. You know they love their acronyms. Anyone else wanna try?
 
That is some funny stuff. I hope my wife does not see that and use
it as further evidence of my wasted time on gun boards.:rolleyes:
 
My standard operating procedure for enhanced data correction is a back up generator loaded with a bunch of petrolium software control in a son of a btch with my special interest group loaded with lots and lots of petrol jacketed hollow points in an internally wired bar. Your mileage may vary but in my humble opinion, my master boot record is an accounts receivable stoked with tight ahem pants for what the slow hippies then f'up and I need common object model hits on a voltage controlled amplifier. For long term loan on an electronic data processing I cancel call waiting an application service provider and overclock. My safety observer prefers 1911s in .45 actual contribution percentage, but for home decor she likes Alaska with full metal jacket. It's reliable, but getting persons of interest to point of access was a real pain in the ahem, on the other hand it shouldn't matter at program budget review.

How'd I do? :D
 
this will quickly become FUBAR. i have a book somewhere with a whole glossery with military (official and unoffical) acronoymes, but i can't find it.... thats probably a good thing....
 
My SOP for EDC is a BUG loaded with +P SWCs in a SOB with my SIG loaded with +P+ JHPs in an IWB. YMMV, but IMHO, my MBR is an AR stoked with TAP for WTSHTF and I need COM hits on a VCA. For LTL on an EDP I CCW an ASP and OC. My SO prefers 1911s in .45 ACP, but for HD she likes an AK with FMJ. It's reliable, but getting POI to POA was a real PITA, OTOH it shouldn't matter at PBR.
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My simple operational procedure for eradicating dangerous chipmunks is a big ugly gun loaded with pest seeking wild cats in a splendidly obsolete battle with my super incognito gun loaded with petroleum jiving high peoples in an inclement weather bureaucracy. You may maim Victor, but if my hot orderly, my miss beautiful receptionist is an awesome re-negotiator stoked with tight arse pants for what the single hot timid female and I need completely overrides manlaw hits ona vacant corner apartment. For loitering too late on an extra deranged parking lot I contemplate corny weather an automatic sprinkle privilege and occasional constipation. My security officer prefers 1911s in .45 apple coated peanuts, but for health discrepancies she likes an auto kicker with funky mechanical joo-joo. It's reliable, but getting people on ibuprofen to people on acetaminophen was a real pain in the a**, on the other hand it shouldn't matter at pro bull riding


There, I gave it shot, it may not make sense though.:neener:
 
My standard operating procedure for enhanced data correction is a back up generator loaded with a bunch of petrolium software control in a son of a btch with my special interest group loaded with lots and lots of petrol jacketed hollow points in an internally wired bar. Your mileage may vary but in my humble opinion, my master boot record is an accounts receivable stoked with tight ahem pants for what the slow hippies then f'up and I need common object model hits on a voltage controlled amplifier. For long term loan on an electronic data processing I cancel call waiting an application service provider and overclock. My safety observer prefers 1911s in .45 actual contribution percentage, but for home decor she likes Alaska with full metal jacket. It's reliable, but getting persons of interest to point of access was a real pain in the ahem, on the other hand it shouldn't matter at program budget review.
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My simple operational procedure for eradicating dangerous chipmunks is a big ugly gun loaded with pest seeking wild cats in a splendidly obsolete battle with my super incognito gun loaded with petroleum jiving high peoples in an inclement weather bureaucracy. You may maim Victor, but if my hot orderly, my miss beautiful receptionist is an awesome re-negotiator stoked with tight arse pants for what the single hot timid female and I need completely overrides manlaw hits ona vacant corner apartment. For loitering too late on an extra deranged parking lot I contemplate corny weather an automatic sprinkle privilege and occasional constipation. My security officer prefers 1911s in .45 apple coated peanuts, but for health discrepancies she likes an auto kicker with funky mechanical joo-joo. It's reliable, but getting people on ibuprofen to people on acetaminophen was a real pain in the a**, on the other hand it shouldn't matter at pro bull riding
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I had a pretty bad day and you guys made me laugh. Thanks.
 
Sheeeit. That ain't nothing. I'm a private pilot. We've got acronyms and that we've forgotten what they really mean. I really ought to qualify as multilingual. I speak English, American, Southern, Guns, Flying, and HAM radio.
 
Back when I was on Active Duty, us lowly Lieutenants used to have a contest in staff meetings.

Who used the most acronyms in their brief. Double points for sentences consisting only of acronyms.

Great fun.....:D:rolleyes:;)
 
Well thanks a lot for proving my wife right. :mad: I really do spend too much time on this board. I guess admitting you have a problem is the first step... :rolleyes:

I'm going to bed.
 
Sadly

Sadly, I got it.

On the brighter side, I write software for a living.

I'll see yer acro-speak and raise you a magical incantation.

:evil:

:D
 
VCA and LTL are the only problematic translations for me. :eek: QRM

I'm sure when I become enlightened I'll ... :banghead: because I should have known them.
 
I understood it, and was surprised. Here I thought I only knew computer-speak.

PCMCIA, by the way, means People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.

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