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Martin Forscythe's new field rat plinker has been banned in California due to the Bipod being too long. The Brady Campaign, after wetting their pants at the impressive size of Mr. Martins long arm, applauded the legislation and gave California its coveted A+ prize.
 
Steam powered cyborg crime near the end of the nineteenth century soon led to innovations.

Pictured here is one of the first sucessful "borg-droppers"
 
"After this shot, Ma, I'm gonna put this one away 'n' bring out the BIG GUN"
 
York Family Shooting Match?

These guns look like the black powder rifles used in the York (Sgt ALVIN YORK) family shooting matches that were shown on cable TV some time back. They are capable of impressive accuracy. Like many bench rest firearms of smokeless powder variety, they are very heavy (for recoil reduction), and bulky (for stability); they are not intended to be fired from the shoulder.

As for a caption - I'm waiting for the sixth guy to get in line before I shoot them all with my one shot.
 
Anti: Think he's compensating for something?

NRA: I'll let YOU ask him.

Anti: Why, are you AFRAID of him?

NRA: No, but he's got a cannon, and you've got...a mouth.:evil:
 
-Dang it Jethro, Hold that thar target still.
-Sorry Uncle Jed, but it's gettin' awful heavy, hows about I just hold it in fronta me?
-I reckon that'll be okay.
 
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