CountryUgly
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It started out normal I swear. I had just finished paying for an ice cold Coke at the local gas station and was walking out the door when it happened. One very attractive well dressed woman walks up behind me gently puts her hand on the top of my back and whispers in my ear "That's some nice equipment you got in your pants". At first I was totally caught off guard then immediantly pleased she liked my equipment. When she was about 10 feet in front of me and well certain I was uh hem observing her walking away (it was for her own safety, just making sure she got to the car ok being the gentleman that I am and all) she ever so slightly lifts her blouse above her waistline to let me catch a glimpse of her well uh hem Sig Sauer (guess she dosen't need anyone to protect her) tucked in nicely just behind her right hip inside the waist of her perfect fitting skirt. HOLY COWWW! It hit me like a ton of bricks I very quickly checked my hip and sure enough I had the ever feared grabbed my wallet and my shirt hung up on my grip and now I'm exposed to the world slip up. Besides being very much embarressed I learned 3 very important things today.
1) I got to start carrying my wallet in a different pocket.:banghead:
2) Don't ever judge a book by it's cover. That woman in that outfit I'd have never guessed there would have been a Sig hiding in there.
3) Hot chicks think my equipment is NICE. Well maybe the day hasn't been a total loss.
Well guys have fun at my expense today I deserve it.
1) I got to start carrying my wallet in a different pocket.:banghead:
2) Don't ever judge a book by it's cover. That woman in that outfit I'd have never guessed there would have been a Sig hiding in there.
3) Hot chicks think my equipment is NICE. Well maybe the day hasn't been a total loss.
Well guys have fun at my expense today I deserve it.