Why would you call BS Highland Ranger? You don't know who I am!
I am more than qualified for the position. I have a masters degree in Criminology from Indiana State University and I am currently a case manager at a prison in northwestern Indiana. I used to be a community coordinator for the Illinois House of Reps, so it would be sorta like moving back into an old job, which I really liked.
I just thought it might be nice to work on the anti-gun people from within for a little bit. You know, try to work some sense into the activists so they don't push quite so hard on law abiding firearms owners. If they see that an educated man, such as myself, is a law abiding, concealed carrying, 'gun person', then that might change their view of most 'gun people'. Right now, I can tell you, that the people in that office think that anyone with a gun is evil and wants to kill children... maybe if I work there I could change that a little.
So, go ahead and call BS all you want! And while you're at it, I think your mom is calling you for your snack, so why don't you shut down your MAC, get outta the basement for a while, and wash up because your dad will be home before you know it!