"Hi y'all, and I'm so happy you've invited me here today to speak to you about my gun control plans! Now my ideas are vapid but I do expect you to vote for them because you're too ignorant and too disengaged from the actual issue to bother to figure out whether my plans make a lick of sense. They're appealing to you because they promise something un-deliverable, but at the expense of something else you don't understand or care about. So that's all gravy, right? By the time you realize they didn't help anything -- if you EVER do! -- I'll be long retired and my legacy will be preserved as someone who 'did something.' Yes, you're dupes and fools, each and every one. There's no denying that, now is there? But if you weren't, I'd have no reason to speak with you, no hope of your support, and you'd all be throwing garbage at me instead of your donations. Can I get an AMEN!? I'd like to take you each by the hand and thank you from the bottom of my heart for being so ignorant, such party toadies, and so easily swayed. I do so thank you for your support and God bless!"