messerist
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My seven year old and I were perusing an old copy of Boys Life. In the magazine there was an ad for a "Official BSA Pocket Knife" complete with can opener and a corkscrew. Since I have owned many SAKs with corkscrews It didn't register that I was looking at a Boy Scout Knife with a corkscrew. However, my seven year old noticed and asked "Dad, why would a boy scout need a corkscrew? He is pretty worldly but not a wine connoisseur so I asked him what a corkscrew would be used for....the little guy explained exactly how to use one(of course he learned all this while watching Mom and Dad booze it up). I gave him the "Dad has no idea" explanation. "Well Son, back in the olden times root beer and sasparilla came in bottles just like wine does today. When the scouts would stop for provisions on their treks they needed something to open up those bottles." You should have seen the look he gave me. He replied, "Baloney, the scoutmaster needed those corkscrews to open up their wine!"