Suddenly, she began to refer to the revolver as hers. Oh well! She had the best time she has ever had while shooting and wants to shoot more often now. I guess one little revolver is a price worth paying for those kind of returns
Dude, thats a problem a lot of guys would like to have. What your failing to realize is that in the long run, this means more guns for
YOU!!! Let me break this down for you:
You: Look honey, I got us a matched pair of (insert gun preferred here).
Her: Oh, look how sweet you are! I love that you want to spend time with me, and that was a very nice gesture. I love you.
You: Sweet.
And the best part is, you can do this again, and again, and again with little to no repercussion. Added to that, if you can convert her into a hardcore gunny, you will then be able to buy guns for yourself and use real, sound gunny logic:
You: Well, I know I have 13 Glock 17's, but this one was just such a great deal, I couldn't pass it up. Plus, this one has stippling. Do you see? Stippling....
Her: Makes sense to me.
You: Sweet.
Additionally, you can buy her guns that you know she will like, specifically for her, with the assurance that you will be able to shoot them pretty much whenever you want:
You: Looky, I bought you that 1911 you have been drooling over. A special gift for my special lady!
Her: (Through sobs of joy) Your the greatest husband ever.
You: I know. Your not to shabby yourself, toots.
See what you have done, dude? You have set yourself up for life. Thats awesome beyond recompense. I also assure you that my scenarios are completely realistic and accurate.
God Bless Your Wife, and America.