Announcer -- "And now, ladies and gentlemen, al-Qaeda -- the folks who destroyed the World Trade Center buildings ... the organization that murdered more than 3,000 people of all races, religions, and nationalities within a few minutes ... the guys who behead kidnapped innocents for your entertainment -- bring you Sir David Frost! Let's have a big hand for Sir David!"
DF -- "Thank you, thank you ladies and gentlemen. It's good to be with you. Today we have a special treat for you, especially for you busy Londoners riding the tubes this afternoon. One of your local terrorist groups will stage a surprise suicide bombing somewhere in the Picadilly Circus area. We have two tickets for a hit show to the first caller who correctly identifies the station nearest the blast. And if that lucky caller will predict the number of people killed and wounded by that blast we'll throw in dinner for two at Simpson's-on-the-Strand."
Announcer -- "What a generous offer that is, Sir David. And we hope our listeners will call in soon because Simpson's is one of the targets selected for an upcoming blast from an improvised explosive device in just a few weeks. So, listeners, be sure to call in before it's destroyed by our sponsors. But even if you can't play tonight's game of Who Do We Kill, you can count on Al Jazeera to cover these events. Our mobile units are already stationed near the blast site."