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Phaetos

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I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as

a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville,

is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling

marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are

prostitutes in Dallas.

I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at

Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is

currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three

children.



I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in

Longview, She is a part time "working girl".



All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward

to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and

honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hilary Clinton for President?



Signed,

Worried About My Reputation
 
Funny as heck, but in the wrong forum.

Try posting it over on APS!

pax
 
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