Does the SHTF? Finish this...

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Does the SHTF? Finish this...

It's Saturday afternoon on the ole homestead and you, your wife, a good friend and his wife are enjoying the game on your 52" HD Plasma TV. You've all had a few beers but aren't drunk - buzzed would describe your condition.

As you watch the game you're kicked back thinking "life is good". You bought your 40 acres last year (4 acres across and 10 deep) and put a pre-fab on it. And it's a nice one - too - just big enough for you and your wife with a spare bed room for the kids and grand kids to use when they come to visit. Your acreage is heavily tree covered with lots of brush between the trees. Your home sits in a 3/4 acre cleared grove in the middle of the property and it's far enough back off the main road that you can't hear the traffic. You especially like the 2 acre spring fed (and stocked) pond that's about 50 yards from your house just to the right of what you call your front yard.

Suddenly your reverie is broken as you become aware of your dog Sasha barking up a storm. He only does that when some one's coming down the gravel road to your house. Your wife tells you to go check on the dog so you get up with a groan and head for the front door. You're annoyed but become more so when you open it and see an old beatup pickup truck come to a screeching halt about 50 feet from your front door. Three "Bubbas" leap out of the bed of the truck and spread out. One of the "Bubbas" stays in the bed of the pickup. The driver stays put but the passenger hops out and you recognize him. You know this guy! You had a physical altercation with him over a year ago in Colorado. You won, he lost - badly. What's he doin here, you wonder? The Bubbas appear to be unarmed except the one that stayed in the bed of the pickup and you can see him holding a shotgun thru the rear window of the truck.

You are armed as always when at home. On your right hip is a Sig P220 with 7 in the mag and one in the chamber. Your gunsafe stands open and in it is:

12 ga Saiga Shotgun - 4 preloaded 5 round mags on the top shelf. Ea mag is loaded with #4 and 00 alternating in the mag.

12 ga Remington 870 - box of 2 3/4" #7 Shot shells on the top shelf

Win M94 .45LC 20" bbl lever gun. There's a box of 50 handloaded 300gr LRNFP's loaded to 1400FPS on the top shelf

2 CZ 75B's .one 40S&W and one 9mm hanging on the door with a couple of hundred rounds each on the top shelf and 4 mags of .40 and 2 mags of 9mm preloaded on the top shelf

M1 Garand with 10 preloaded clips on the top shelf

Saiga Rifle 7.62X39 with 4 preloaded 10 round mags on the top shelf

S&W 686 with Red Dot sight and a box of 158gr .357 mag cartridges on the top shelf

Taurus Raging Bull .44 Mag with a box of 240gr JSP on the top shelf

The Bubba you recognize stops behind the open passenger door and yells "come on outside you PRICK! we've got sumpin to settle and we're gonna do it here and now!" Sasha sensing what's happening goes after the talking Bubba's right ankle and the Bubba kicks the bejeezus out of Sasha who yelps in pain.

NOTES:
Your friend is far from being an anti but he's not a gun guy either. He's been to the range with you a few times just because he's your bud and is familiar with (though not particularly good with) all of your arms. Your wife likes shooting and is pretty good with the 9mm but has never fired any of your long guns. Your friend's wife isn't an anti but is afraid of guns.

You know for sure that if you call 911 it will take 5 to 10 minutes for the county police to get to your home.

The Bubbas tracked you across 5 states to find you.

What do you do?
 
Call the cops, ****, stay low and let them come to you. make sure they have to search for you which puts them on the short end of the stick and wait for the cops to arrive. Make sure cops know you are hunkered down and at least one of the bubba's is armed and apparently ignorant.

Grab one of the shottys and a handgun lay down and cover a defensible point of entry.

You should be able to hold out until PD arrives and if not you should absolutely slaughter anything coming through the door.

If the try to burn you out, start shooting.

Chances are PD will be there in time and you will just need a clean pair of shorts. If not you are in a much better position as far as tactical reasons and legal reasons go.

Chris
 
Find cover, tell everyone else inside to hit the floor and open fire with the Garand. Have a couple of beers and go back to watching the game.
 
Sounds like cslinger has the right idea, but I would sure be wishing I lived in something more substantial than a trailer.

~G. Fink
 
You've all had a few beers but aren't drunk - buzzed would describe your condition.
This means you are impaired. Call 911 and wait for them to come to you. Hopefully, when LE arrives, the bubbas will try something stupid.
 
What Cslinger said.

The only thing I would add is, if they start shooting, shoot back. I would use the Garand. It would go right through the pickup. The handguns and shotguns may not.
 
......of course if you took a modicum of time to really prepare you'd just squeeze the clacker on your pre placed front towards enemy toys and be over and done with it without ever having to spill your drink. Geezz and you call yourself prepared. :neener:
 
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If it were me....tho I'd be pumped to start blastin knowing that they have come loaded for trouble...I'd back into the house lock the doors all the while warning my friends and family of what was going on and have the wife arm herself and ready a few long guns, call 911 then all lie low and wait for the STHF. Hopefully the PD will show up before someone ends up dead or wounded. Wouldn't wait for the PD to join the party if the bubbas attempted to get into the house or opened fire on it....
 
have the wife call 9-11, have the friend hand me the Garand with a bandoleer. Tell the Bubbas that you are armed and any force will be met.
 
Should we suspect this is a bit more than merely a hypothetical fictional scenerio?

Call the cops, lock the doors, hunker down and shoot anything that manages to get inside.
 
This might be a situation where appearance matters... You have 4 adults, and enough long guns for everyone to have one... They have 3 adults, and one apparent gun. Perhaps a signifigant show of force on your part would be enough to drive the Bubbas away, for now.

The bubbas won't know that one or more of the guns are empty.

~W
 
Should we suspect this is a bit more than merely a hypothetical fictional scenerio?
NO!

The gun list is real.
Except for the pond the description of the land and home is real but it's not mine - yet.

The situation is hypothetical and just for fun.

Mutant Ninja Zombie Bubbas and all - you know...
 
I don't have a dog named Sasha and will never have a dog named Sasha, but I guess I will go along with it.
Go in the house, lock the door, and watch the game until the police arrive. You currently have no legal right to use deadly force in this senario (at least where I live).
If the Steelers are on, I can see you wanted to kill them for interupting the game, but you have TIVO, so it isn't a big issue.
 
Go in the house, lock the door, and watch the game until the police arrive. You currently have no legal right to use deadly force in this senario (at least where I live).
I dunno. Three hostiles-at least one of them armed- invade your property and threaten violence. Justification for deadly force is only a heartbeat away IMO. If you're worried about legal consequences, open fire on the truck first, keep them pinned down til the posse arrives. You live in Pahrump-how's Art Bell doing?
 
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The situation is hypothetical and just for fun.
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for fun, you think about people coming to kill you at your house? I must not get it...

Sometimes I write stories just for the fun of it. In hypothetical tactical situations I've learned that my first thoughts are often not the best so picking other's minds is a good way to get some fairly decent answers to what I imagine to be a fairly straight forward situation.

For example: In the proposed situation my first reaction was to stay in the doorway and confront the mutant zombie ninja bubba who'd kicked the dog. Not a terribly smart reaction as can be seen from the responses so far.

However, for story purposes confrontation would be the way to go. I was hoping for some comments on just how things would go down if someone chose the confrontation route.

Besides thinking about hypothetical situations and how to resolve them can be fun - think about all the PC and Console games based on hypothetical situations none of us would ever truly want to find ourselves in for real. In other words I personally would not want to be confronted by a horde of zombies who wanted to eat my brain who could only be taken out with a head shot. Even assuming I could hit one brain for every bullet I had there's usually more of them than bullets. Still first person shooters that put one in exactly that situation are fun - or so it seems considering the size of the gaming business.

On the other hand if something like this ever does happen to me I'll know not to stand in the doorway and confront the BG...
 
I have declared my property a free fire zone. However, in this scenario you are impaired. Any action you take on your own is going to be scrutinized and could be used the basis for civil or criminal grief.
In this particular case take a defensive posture and have the uniformed county/state mercenaries deal with the problem.
 
My response to this hypothetical situation..

Use my Jedi Mind Tricks to convince the Bubbas that

"This is not the house you're looking for."

"Gee fellers, this ain't the right house.."

:D :D :D :D :D

Joking aside.

1) 911 on the phone, keeping them on the phone as the fecal matter flys, providing as much detail as possible so the LEO's can track 'em down if they leave, and so the paperwork is a correct as possible if they don't and things get ugly(ier).

concurent

2) Load and distribute weapons to those able and willing to weild them, getting folks down on the floor with directives to shoot only if fired apon, or Bubbas come in the door.

3) Inform Bubbas that the cops have been called and are on the way.

No mention to Bubbas of hostile response, since this can be seen as a challenge to their man-hood or of not wanting trouble since this can make one look like easy prey.

If Bubbas attempt entry or open fire, any Bubbas not prone on the ground RIGHT THE FRELL NOW! are gonna be ventilated
 
Your only aware of the one weapon in the back of the vehicle, there may be more out of sight in the cab. Close the door and get down and back to the weapons cache. Grab the M1 and the sling the 7.62x39. Cram some handguns into your belt. Arm the rest of your occupants with shotguns and get them to a defendable part of the structure. Move to the primary fighting position and take out the armed assailant in the rear of the technical, err I mean truck. Take out the driver next. At this point the others will have fanned out but they may be armed. Move from your position, it has been compromised. Move to your secondary firing position and wait for movement. Your K9 will be advancing to the closest threat to her so suppress that area until you get a clear shot. Once that threat has been neutralized your K9 will then begin to flush out the others.
 
What he said..and quickly

What Cslinger said.

Call all the bodies into the house. Wife gets her favorite weapon and a shotgun. You get a shotgun and your handgun of choice.

Lock all doors, by now you have your defensible position where you can see the openings or the approaches to your defensible location. Call the cavalry and sit it out....No responding to your "Bubba," just wait. Makes them get antsy.

If they come pounding on the door then get ready to repel all boarders and wait until they bust through, then anyone coming into the house is now a serious tresspasser and can be punished for his transgresssions.

Make sure when you called the cavalry that you explain that you are in fear for your life...and that you saw at least one shotgun in Bubba's hands.

Good luck.
 
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