Elite Team Fighting!! Hope this hasn't been posted yet...

[The Swede]

Very Ninja-esque. After you watch this you have to see the parodies. I seriously haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Sorry if it's been posted, I haven't seen it on here. Hope the links work!

Original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kckLMufuObQ&feature=related

Original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgz5rlTInaQ&feature=related

Parody: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWq7M5pbZ60

Parody: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m35iqaI5IzM&feature=related

Parody: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drxA9d3Ddjw&feature=related

 

[MaterDei]

I watched the first one. Very mall ninjaish. At least he showed proper safety and had pretty good gun handling skills. His draw and shooting positions were good.

 

[The Swede]

You have to watch the parodies i was rolling on the floor.

 

[lysander]

Oh good gracious I love the interwebs!!

The parodies are hilarious.

"You'll notice that my helmet is the same as the one worn by Boba Fett when he kidnapped Han Solo in the Cloud City."

"Also, my daughter uses this for skiing."

"97% of people who wear body armor survive, the other 8% do not because they are stupid."

"This is a miniature 18 month old Great Dane."

I also love how the guy keeps fighting back laughing...

 

[bragood]

That was original was very painfull to watch:banghead: ...but the parodies made me fall out of my chair!

 

[Halo]

I would be careful about making fun of the guy in the original video. He served with the Chairborne Rangers you know.

 

[Psywarrior13]

Showing off those skills he learned on his xbox.... love the parodies!

 

[yesit'sloaded]

Other than the ridiculous dress and phrases he used. He actually seemed very safe and competent in his weapons handling. If he can shoot as well as the show he puts on, he actually might be a pretty decent guy. Other than the clothes...dude, really.

 

[walking arsenal]

Bullets go through walls.

Aaaaaaand keep your weapon pointed in a safe directions.

Also, watch for the knife. If he hooks you with that, your done.


And if your (very expensive) weapon jams throw it.

Ha

 

[Robert Hairless]

I lost at least 10 IQ points watching each of them, and I didn't start out any too smart. I'm probably running negative intelligence by now.

If the manager of this theater is within the sound of my voice, I want a refund. At least give me enough smarts to change movies on this screen.

 

[PTK]

The parodies, oh dear lord.... funny...

 

[B yond]

I'm going to practice the shoot 'n scoot at the range this weekend.

 

[Ltlabner]

If I put this little thing down I can track the trajectory and flight path of spaceships that might be trying to evade me.

Classic.

 

[Chrome]

I thought this was the commercial for Extreme Shock Ammo until about halfway though when he said "bullets go through walls."

Later,
Chrome...

 

[3pairs12]

was that gecko45?

 

[Seancass]

those where pretty funny. the part with the tactical dog made me laugh out loud, just because he was throwing the poor dog around.

 

[mbt2001]

I love this guy...

"I quit using a knife because that causes the enemey to think he can get that close to me..."

 

[Bigchessie]

Shoot and scoot-shoot and scoot

Awesome!

 

[Sergeant Sabre]

Wow. I was embarrassed watching that, and I'm home alone.

 

[lloydkristmas]

Gotta love the "tactical junk harness"

 

[mhillsing23]

"The shoot and scoot" Holy crap that is awesome. I am going to bring this up with my instructor.

 

[AmbulanceDriver]

I couldn't stand to watch it. holy crap....... the pain. the agony. the stupidity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was like reading the Mall Ninja stories before realizing they were intentionally satirical. I really think this guy WANTS to BE Mall Ninja....

 

[lysander]

Note how the parody uses the very familiar pattern for the "Shoot and Scoot."

"You just shoot, and scoot. Shoot, and scoot." Now contrast that with...

"You just set it and forget it. Set it, forget it."

 

[Rachen]

OMG! even as I just SEEN the title of this thread, I got caught by an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Now I am afraid to watch these clips, even though I've watched them so many times. If just seeing "Elite Team Fighting" is enough to make me laugh like this, I don't know what actually watching these videos would do to me!

Surely I hope this a parody, or a video addition to the Mall Ninja legend. Anyone who actually uses these "tactics" in real combat would surely get themselves in really deep trouble. After all, when the enemy is charging at you with full-auto fire, there is simply no time to go put on all your gear, your elbow pads, knee pads, trauma plates, vests, tactical lights, lasers, or anything else.

 

[kd7nqb]

I agree the first dude proboly had some sort of training he at least was safe but the other guys were much funnier. I think I might add the shoot and skoot to my "tactical ruck" of options.