Elite Team Fighting!! Hope this hasn't been posted yet...

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I don't know about you guys but the 1100 is the last shotgun I would use in a firefight. don't get me wrong, I love my 1100 and it shoots well but, it also loves to not cycle every now and then when I go too long between cleanings.
 
I don't know about you guys but the 1100 is the last shotgun I would use in a firefight. don't get me wrong, I love my 1100 and it shoots well but, it also loves to not cycle every now and then when I go too long between cleanings.
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Well...first, if the threat has made the mistake of getting within 10 feet of you...forget it. Second, if your 1100 jams, its over. Just throw it away and transition to your pistol.
 
The boy talks about eye and ear protection; he needs to get hissef some mouth protection.

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I am so elitest, that...

I am so elitest, that I volunteered for an experimental surgery that removed mental weaknesses such as sympathy. Now, I can walk up to a cute little puppy, and punch it right in the face.
 
Now that I feal we've built a relationship here I really want to build on that and show you an elite team secret.

Tactical drop...this is delta stuff here people.
 
Now that I feal we've built a relationship here I really want to build on that and show you an elite team secret.

Tactical drop...this is delta stuff here people.
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Use this on ops, ALL THE TIME. Taken out sentries, dogs, gerbils, Japan...
 
Okay, as you know, I'm not an authority on mall ninjas. Most of the ones I'm familiar with are soaking wet.

Which ones are the real videos and which ones are the parodies?
 
I'm still trying to answer that question myself. If you dare, search for "Elite Team's" other videos. (It's not as painful as you may think, the others are much shorter.) When I saw his others, I got the impression he IS in earnest about all this. Which is sad, perhaps even scary.

But I have learned one very important lesson from his videos. ALWAYS point your gun in a safe direction. Such as directly at or just to the side of the cameraman.

And one other lesson actually, which he stressed in the first video - in a knife fight, do not drop your knife. Now this contradicts all the instruction I've received from guys like Van Cook and others. They always said it didn't matter if you dropped your knife. But apparently, they were wrong.
 
I can understand the reasons for training videos, I truly can.

But there's a world of difference in watching the Thunder Ranch video on clearing auto pistols with various stoppages, and donning a full crash team outfit.

BTW, there are such things in use. A friend of mine is a security officer working with the medical staff at Mendota State Hospital. They don't use all of the ninja stuff, but they do use clothing that is resistant to slashing and punctures. Many times a patient has barricaded himself in his room, and they do not know how he will react.

But for whom is this video marketed? Police are trained, soldiers are trained, and I suppose mall ninjas are given one of those "you are here" style maps and a few Depends.

Am I supposed to wear all of that junk for going out and getting a sub sandwich?
 
You are really over-thinkin' it man. :)

He's "marketing" his video to impress cretins. What else? "Get your uniform on, carry four weapons at a time, bullets go through walls." Only SWAT teams and military do that kind of thing. Pretty absurd to think they'll be getting their training from a gear queer in an apartment, shooting Youtube vids of himself fondling weapons.

And what's with that dangling chin strap? :rolleyes:
 
The best part might be his posts in the comments. For example:

EliteTeamFighterNinja said:
Hey, if you measure success by shooting really fast at a wooden target then I guess you guys are all quick draw winners compared to me, but I'll live; by not accidentally shooting myself; ever. I consider that professional.
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Professionalism ain't what it used to be. :rolleyes:
 
Ok this guy owes me a beer and a new monitor, " **** it throw your rifle?" This is safe, but the ninja suit god Stefan K Haye's had a Kid? I mean did I see this guy on the cover of a 80ies Survial mag? Nice shotgun going bird hunting? I would love to have that thing in EasternWashington, For a tac job nah I like my 870ies or I could always use a Ithaca RD blocker, Wait till 66912 see's this, I hope he does not spit his drink into his computer screen. LOL
 
Eleven Mike said:
You are really over-thinkin' it man.
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Ya' know, in a very real sense, I'm glad I do.

I like the idea that I'm constantly baffled by the need some idiots have to impress the world by establishing a fantasy life. Why not simply admit to the life you have?

You want to be tough? Yikes, right across the parking lot from my gym is a McDojo called "Karate America." You could lift a bit of iron, meet some very pretty girls, then walk less than 100 yards and learn how to defend yourself. There's even motorcycle parking and a swimming pool.

You have no idea how many times I've stumbled into the place, half asleep, no caffeine or any other conscious thoughts.

If I had to conjure up the fantasy life of a mall ninja or a Walter Mitty I would never get the chance to leave the house.

BTW, the local real Harley shop has some real girls working in the road clothes section, and you can park your real bike, get a real latte' or a real cappuccino in the breakroom and go talk to them. The real cute one even flirts back.

So, yeah, over-thinkin' this stuff eludes me.
 
OMG!!!!! The first two were painful, but the last three got my attention. Those were hysterical!

I always thought my attack West Highland Terrier was tactical! Shoot & scoot!
 
You want to be tough? Yikes, right across the parking lot from my gym is a McDojo called "Karate America." You could lift a bit of iron, meet some very pretty girls, then walk less than 100 yards and learn how to defend yourself. There's even motorcycle parking and a swimming pool.
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I was thinking he should go to his local recruiting office. You wanna clear rooms? You wanna learn how it works in the real world? :D

They'd probably be very impressed with his skills, and let him rewrite their urban combat doctrine. Just think how much money and how many lives would be saved when the military eliminates slings from its inventory.
 
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