Elite Team Fighting!! Hope this hasn't been posted yet...

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Eleven Mike said:
I was thinking he should go to his local recruiting office.
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I'd advise him to go for cognitive therapy before he endangers legions of people with sloppy habits.

I guess if you can imagine yourself to be an operator on your mall shift I suppose you can also imagine that the food court is full of Viet Cong.

Insteaad of disgust, perhaps we should offer the ninja pity.
 
XDKingslayer said:
actually have senses of humors
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Well, of course we have a sense of humor--but this is one example that might bring guffaws, some reflection, and then the stark realization that this ninja thinks he's a trained operative.

And let's face it, even with a sharp sense of humor we still have to try to be adult in our responses.

For example, a noted mall ninja here made the comment about "carrying a gun."

Of course my evil sense of humor immediately wanted to type, "Well, was it a real gun?"

Sure it's funny, and most likely accurate. But please remember that we cannot always use the best lines we want.
 
Hey guys, did you know your pistols are uneffective? Yup, they suck. Whats better 9mm or .45acp? Niether they are both awful. These videos remind me of when i played army in the 2nd grade.
 
I too nearly wet myself from laughter. Huzzah for mall ninjas!

If I see a guy in black with a facemask in my yard, my first thought will be, hmm, now I know he isn't supposed to be here. :scrutiny:

Fezzik from Princess Bride said it best. "You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted."
 
I was thinking he should go to his local recruiting office.
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I'd advise him to go for cognitive therapy before he endangers legions of people with sloppy habits.
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Nah, the military folk would slap some sense into him. He'd make a good ground-pounder with the proper direction.

Although he might turn out like a certain aspiring "operator" I knew in Basic. He busted his leg, and went AWOL. :D
 
LOL. I just love when he says, "Not gonna argue with that!"

I'm thinking - Well, that is good. If you did, you would be arguing with yourself. Then we would know you are certifiable. :D
 
As I watched this it occured to me that this could very well be EOtechrulesall. The guys outfit is pretty close to what EO was claiming
 
Justin

OMG are you kidding? I was just taking a wild guess. Except this dude is pretty much carrying what EOTech said his weapons were
 
Wait...as in the EOtechrulesall guy on THR...that one? The one that can be quoted for saying things like
I believe my masks can withstand several hours of CS gas, less than 20-30 minute of nerve gas, and an hour or so with blood and blister agents.
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and
I deployed a canister in my garage once (I know, very stupid of me, long-story short, I wanted to get rid of some wildlife and firearms in the garage are out of the question, I won't bore folks with the story)... It didn't limit visibility too much. I do have enough gas-masks for myself, everybody who lives in my house, and the few oddball buddies who might show up when the townspeople begin turning into zombies ( ) but I don't know if many/any of them are trained to fight with a gas-mask on.

I know I am not trained to fight with on one, not formally. The most I've ever done was wear one around for an hour, with my combat load and gear, just to get a feel for it.
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and finally the grand finale
I have dozens of friends/followers. If somebody wants another WACO, they can bring it... Only *I* WON'T grant a cease-fire/truce when the attackers run out of ammo and want to collect their wounded and fall back.
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Bwaaahahahaha.
 
That would be the guy think about it, same weapons, same mindset , claims to be religious, roughly the same age. Yippers that could be our boy.
 
Wasn't he supposedly going to sell a bunch of cases to ammo to people on here? What ever happened to that?
 
A thousand bucks says we'll see this guy being handcuffed on television or written of in an Ohio newspaper some day. He won't be able to remain within the confines of the law for the remainder of his life. Sane gun enthusiasts, people he thinks are his compadres, rejected him here and he's currently being rejected and mocked on YouTube by other gun enthusiasts. He won't cope well and, NO, I'm not asserting it is anyone's fault but his own. He has multiple psychological pathologies and he is unable to comprehend why the people he thinks should understand him best are rejecting him.

One day, he'll do something to strip himself of legal gun possession rights; possibly, sooner than we can imagine. He's previously confessed to using gas canisters on "wildlife" in his garage; very Jeffrey Dahmer-esque if you ask me. He seeks an inordinate amount of attention, most notably through posting videos of himself in spite of the public mockery. A healthier person would have just slinked away into obscurity by now, but he puts up more videos. I'll be the first to admit watching him is funny, but I'm guessing that dude is on the brink of doing something very anti-social.
 
lookn4varmints said:
I'll be the first to admit watching him is funny, but I'm guessing that dude is on the brink of doing something very anti-social.
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Oh, he might be one of the worst, or the one of the funniest, but the real issue here is that he is not the only one.

As I has often stated, I was really a rube-newb when I first got into on-line forums. I often took what I read at face value. Yikes.

I found martial artists that had no credentials, "bikers" in V-Twin forums who didn't ride bikes, people posing for the weirdest pictures, and everyone but me seemed to know this was the norm.

As time went on, the truth comes out, just like it always does. No "karate kid" ever won a bar fight, the camie-pajamie crowd never ever showed up at my gun range, and only one guy, one guy, who claimed he owned a Harley ever met up with me at Captial City for an actual ride.

This has become so prevalent in computer circles that one knife collector took an airplane flight to Madison to see if I really existed! He was surprised by the knife I sharpened--but more to the point, I think he actually assumed that no one known as "The Tourist" really worked at Gander Mountain.

I've noticed it even in my own prose. If I quote a article or a person, I include things like the date of the newspaper article, the guy's name (if permitted) and other dates and circumstances so a fellow forum member can check my sources. What a sad state.

At one time, Elmer Keith reported that he had killed a mule deer with a .44 Magnum Smith at over 600 yards. While he had detractors, the ultimate decision on his shot was decided by one thing--he had said it, so it must be true.

Had Mr. Keith been one of our contemporaries, several forums would have denounced him, numerous threads would debate the matter with no end, and twenty guys would have claimed to be there when he made the shot.

In many ways, I am a forum member for fun only, to be enjoyed over a good latte' and a newspaper. I figure if you're the real deal, sooner or later you'll show up at Capital for a free hot dog.
 
I like in video 2, an 'original' and not a parody, when he talked about 'if you don't want to throw it, you can just set it on the ground very fast...you don't have to throw it, maybe yuo could just lean it up against a wall'
 
I could only get through 10 seconds. They should need a permit for a video camera.
 
Hope nobody minds the bump on this, but I was in need of a good laugh today. If you are in need of a good laugh I would recommend watching these:)
The best parody was removed by the user, but its ok, still funny.
 
And I thought that DEA Agent was the only one professional enough to handle a weapon. Clearly he hasn't met the Mandinka Warrior.
 
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