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MY kind of SUV

Now here's MY idea of a great SUV: http://poseur.4x4.org/futuresuv.html

If I had the $$ to do the customizing, I'd have one of these. Really!

To all the tree- and bunny-hugging, anti-SUV, anti-gun, and anti-freedom so-called "liberal" people in general: :neener: Kiss My Big Ol' Hairy White Butt !!
 
Ya know, if the Big 3 still built real cars with full frames and V-8's and rear wheel drive I might not drive an Evul SUV. But since they decided we don't need those I drive what they offer.

Americans drive SUV's because they like big cars. Period. Our city streets were built for them and so were our highways. Little cars are great for the beginning driver and the young but otherwise? Deathtraps with no redeeming characteristics at all.

BTW, anyone know where I can get a kit to put a 500 Caddy in a Jaq XJ-6? :D
 
Until these people start paying for my gas and truck payment, they should look in the mirrior! They got nothing better to do than bother us.
 
I guess none of us should do our own home improvements, help friends move, go shopping at any big box retailer or wearhouse outlet, etc. etc. And besides, how are we supposed to have tailgate parties? But then again these are probably the same folks that want to ban hockey and football as well, so that would solve that problem. Maybe if they could build a hybrid truck or suv that was bigger than a hamburger box, could travel the speed limit on the highways, and didn't look horribly ugly, then some of us might actually consider looking at them. But don't dare say I support terrorism because I like being a little higher off the ground, like to get off of paved roads, and like to not have to have everything big that I buy delivered.
 
Articles like this make me want to make enough money to upgrade my C-Class Benz to a S600 with a V12 :D

When I was purchasing my car at the dealer, they had about 20 Bentleys in stock. Each one had a "Gas Guzzler Tax" of approximately $5500...
 
SUV's

The three of us were real happy we were in my 4000 pound SUV rather then my friend's Honda Civic when the loaded ten-ton truck rear-ended us at the traffic light. We all got out and walked away. $5,000 later I had my truck back... Isuzu Rodeo - don't drive in the Middle-East without one.
 
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