Extremely bad idea: Muay Thai vs Boar.

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While in my opinion you'll certainly sustain serious industry, and quite likely be killed.. I bet you could at least post it on youtube and make a killing off of t-shirts with a picture of you kicking a boar (or vise-versa).
 
I laugh my butt every time I read these relpies. I'll be carrying the pom-poms to cheer you on and a 460 rowland 1911 only because it is the smallest thing I would consider carrying in this case. Kick on brother.
 
I don't know what to think man. I PERSONALLY KNOW a guy who knocked a cow out by punching it in the head in ONE HIT. He was as strong as an ox. But it didn't have tusks or was as low to the ground as a boar is.

I say, go for it, if you want to. :D Wear combat boots, knee pads, shin guards, stuff like that. And BRING A HANDGUN as backup!
 
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Was I the only person who got a huge smile thinking this was going to be a video link post?
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Nope. You're not alone. Hold on; there's still time:

Dave, Art, Mike? Any other Mods watching? Can Hoplophile's probate attorney send the video to one of you guys? :evil:
 
i have killed 3 boars with a spear, one with a knfe, and one with a Eskrima stick. it can be done, but hogs are very strong and thick skinned. you can break a rib, but he will just get madder and madder cause he aint feeling good.
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Dude where's your head? Did the hog eat it? If that picture is of you then why did you have to Capture it from another link?

One question, do you honestly think anybody on this board believes a word you've written?

PS

You've got pretty good looking skin for a 69 year old man. You did tell me that you were 69 years old right? What did you fly in the Airforce?
 
I in the annals of internet history I think Gecko_45 may have been trumped or at least equalled.

We now have a few new terms to add:

Boar Kicker, Pig Kicker, Pig Puncher, Sooieee Thai, Hog Fu, Oink Fu, the list could go on.

If this was legal I'd get ahold of a Hog and the OP and bill the event as the "Thrilla with Hogzilla."

Thanks to the OP this is the funniest thing I've read in years.
 
woodfiend,
Cows are
1. most likely tame and therefore not skittish
2. not fast moving in general (except when running)
3. not known for headbutting cars and moving them (I have seen a pig literally move a car a couple of inches after T boning it at full speed)
3. docile, and probably not trying to defend themselves while being struck.

I would love to see a video of the guy doing it as long as it doesn't hurt the cow or it is butchered on the spot.
 
is the OP for real? I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. just love all the comments.

reminds of a line in a movie, "stupid is as stupid does."
 
y is everyone gettin all bent out of shape it was a hypo ? like if he was lost in the woods type thing i dont think anyone would be dumb enough to try for the hell of it kicking one any where wont stop it we hunt hogs on a weekly basis we use dogs i have my bay dogs and catch dogs we were chasing one with our buggy and it made a short stop and we ran the thing over when i looked bk the damn thing got up and started running again when we skined it it had all ribs broken and right femur they r one bad ass animal besides if u try to kick it itll cut u from one ankle to the other in a sec
 
Dear God....

I really haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time.

Lay off the Walker, Texas Ranger re-runs dude. No disrespect intended, but this is definitely one of the dumbest idea's of all time.
 
Get a 12 pound feral tom cat, give it a bath. Then examine your thoughts on the boar, way meaner than the cat, lots bigger and every bit as quick.
 
Here you go. I threw together a graphic for the back of your gi. We can get on cafe press and bust one out before fight night.

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BAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im getting a shirt made!!!

SQUEAL THE PAIN BABY! :D:D:D:D
 
try doing that to those boars in laos/thailind in the jungle. Those things will cut you into pieces like they did to my dad's dogs back in the days..
 
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