Extremely bad idea: Muay Thai vs Boar.

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candidate for Darvin's award?
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When someone who types out that sentence makes fun of you for an idea that is a solid indicator of just how bad an idea it really is.

We now have a few new terms to add:

Boar Kicker, Pig Kicker, Pig Puncher, Sooieee Thai, Hog Fu, Oink Fu, the list could go on.
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How about Oink Bak.
 
Boar Kicker, Pig Kicker, Pig Puncher, Sooieee Thai, Hog Fu, Oink Fu, the list could go on.
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I like both Soooooiee Thai and Oink Fu. I think both can become general lexicon for "Thai fighters" as slightly different parts of speech, as in "My Oink Fu is strong, so I pursue Sooooiee Thai as a leisure activity on my days off."

Bigreno, that is awesome! Squeal the pain! :D :D
 
I think the folks in Deliverance said it best,

"SQUEAL LIKE A PIG, BOY!"

And if anyone knows that scene, that's EXACTLY what that boar would do to you.
 
The OP must not be familiar with the porcine family.

Yes, you could probably use your Muay Thai effectively on a dog. Because you are bigger than the dog and have some natural advantages. But no one would be suprised to hear that you died trying to Muay Thai a pitbull, chow, akita, or german shepherd.

Trying to fight a boar? You might as well go fight a brick wall or tractor.

Before you try your Muay Thai on a boar, try it on a cow. The bigger size isn't that much of a difference really and they are much less aggressive. My expectation is that the cow won't know you are trying to hurt it, if you stay away from the face and privates.

Or wait until summer, and try your Muay Thai on rattlesnakes. And have someone film it so we can see the Youtube video.

Or go swim with the dolphins, and use your Muay Thai on them in the water. That would so cool, you'd be able to flip and do kicks you could never do on dry land. Plus the upside that the dophins wouldn't bother fighting back, because they would never guess that you were actually trying to hurt them.

Good luck!
 
<> start on chickins (fightin cocks) then you will have some scars before you start
 
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hahahahahah I've a 700 lb pet barrow who'd

eat you for lunch and burp out the remains. And he's a PET.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
 
i have killed 3 boars with a spear, one with a knfe, and one with a Eskrima stick.
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I just wanted to call total BS on killing a boar with an escrima stick. I have much less experience with escrima than Muay Thai but I still have some. I have trained with a guy who was affiliated with the dog brothers. I really don't see a person killing a boar with an escrima stick even if the thing was being held by catch dogs. If it did happen it would be very far from anything I would describe as sporting or hunting and not something I would be bragging about. That said I'm fairly certain it is a total BS claim.
 
I've killed hogs with a knife......while dogs were holding 'em in place and I had a .45 caliber back up on my hip at the time.

I haven't been in here for a while. Mixed up on whether the site ends in .org or .us. Seems to be two identical sites now. Hmm. But, this is about the STUPIDEST thread I've yet read.:rolleyes: Never take on a tank with a pea shooter.

Trust me, you don't wanna pick on a hog with your fists and feet, that is if you could catch it, assuming you don't have dogs to catch it for you. I know a guy that was ripped open from his naval to his left nipple by a boar that got loose of the dogs. You ain't gonna find one to kick without dogs, though I have seen that video where the guy sneaks up to a little one at a feeder and kicks it. That was rather funny.

This thread, though, does put new meaning to the term "mall ninja". :D
 
Is he high? I do MMA and I dont even want to imaging going up against a wild boar. Thats like saying I'll do a rear naked choke on it. Its dumb and if you do it tape it and I bet it will be a dumb PETA ad. Hear is the head lines, Today a man decided to go up against a wild boar and man lost, I meen died.
 
Catching grizzly bears by smearing your crotch with honey, sitting really still, then hitting them between the eyes with your awesome "Fist of Death" when the hapless creature takes the bait
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Ouuuuch!!!
 
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