Eye-roll worthy GUN jokes?
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So a guy new to hunting walks into the gun store. He asks the salesman what rifle he recommends for hunting bear. The salesman says that the 30-30 would be the best and that 30-30's have been used by more hunters than any other caliber.
The new hunter takes position behind a tree, and soon a bear appears. He shoulders his 30-30, pulls the trigger and bang, then a puff of smoke! Once the smoke clears he sees no sign of the bear. He feels a tap on the shoulder and standing behind him is the bear! The bear says " hey mister you trying to kill me"? The bear bends the hunter over a log and "makes him squeel like a pig".
The next day the hunter is back at the gun store explaining that the 30-30 was no good and did not kill the bear. He asks for a more powerful rifle. The salesman shows him a 338 lapua explaining that this would surely take any animal in North America!
Next day the hunter takes position behind a tree, and soon the same bear appears. He shoulders his 338 lapua, pulls the trigger and bang, then a puff of smoke! Once the smoke clears he sees no sign of the bear. He feels a tap on the shoulder and standing behind him is the bear! The bear says " hey mister you trying to kill me again"? The bear bends the hunter over a log and "makes him squeel like two pigs".
The following week the hunter is back at the gun store explaining that the 338 lapua was no good, and did not kill the bear. He asks for a more powerful rifle. The salesman shows him a 50 caliber Barrett explaining that this would surely take any animal in World!
Next day the hunter takes position behind a tree, and soon the same bear appears. He shoulders his 50 caliber Barrett pulls the trigger and wham!, then a puff of smoke! Once the smoke clears he sees no sign of the bear. He feels a tap on the shoulder and standing behind him is the bear!
The bear says " hey mister I get the feeling you are not out here for the hunting!
So a guy new to hunting walks into the gun store. He asks the salesman what rifle he recommends for hunting bear. The salesman says that the 30-30 would be the best and that 30-30's have been used by more hunters than any other caliber.
The new hunter takes position behind a tree, and soon a bear appears. He shoulders his 30-30, pulls the trigger and bang, then a puff of smoke! Once the smoke clears he sees no sign of the bear. He feels a tap on the shoulder and standing behind him is the bear! The bear says " hey mister you trying to kill me"? The bear bends the hunter over a log and "makes him squeel like a pig".
The next day the hunter is back at the gun store explaining that the 30-30 was no good and did not kill the bear. He asks for a more powerful rifle. The salesman shows him a 338 lapua explaining that this would surely take any animal in North America!
Next day the hunter takes position behind a tree, and soon the same bear appears. He shoulders his 338 lapua, pulls the trigger and bang, then a puff of smoke! Once the smoke clears he sees no sign of the bear. He feels a tap on the shoulder and standing behind him is the bear! The bear says " hey mister you trying to kill me again"? The bear bends the hunter over a log and "makes him squeel like two pigs".
The following week the hunter is back at the gun store explaining that the 338 lapua was no good, and did not kill the bear. He asks for a more powerful rifle. The salesman shows him a 50 caliber Barrett explaining that this would surely take any animal in World!
Next day the hunter takes position behind a tree, and soon the same bear appears. He shoulders his 50 caliber Barrett pulls the trigger and wham!, then a puff of smoke! Once the smoke clears he sees no sign of the bear. He feels a tap on the shoulder and standing behind him is the bear!
The bear says " hey mister I get the feeling you are not out here for the hunting!
Not gun related but or a pun but:
A cat went to cross some railroad tracks.When he was almost across he felt a sharp pain in the tip of his tail,when he turned to react the train wheel cut off his head.
Moral: Don't lose your head over a little piece of tail.
My dad told me that when I was in High School.He could sense that I was down in the dumps over a girl.
A cat went to cross some railroad tracks.When he was almost across he felt a sharp pain in the tip of his tail,when he turned to react the train wheel cut off his head.
Moral: Don't lose your head over a little piece of tail.
My dad told me that when I was in High School.He could sense that I was down in the dumps over a girl.
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