Florida Man Kills Roommate Over Toilet Paper

[GunnySkox]

But the other guy pulled a gun on him. Should be a clear case of self defense.

We don't know enough to think in such terms.

Did that guy just procure the claw and sledge out of hammerspace when assailed by the guy with the rifle? I dunno about you, but I don't just lug hammers around with me alla' freakin' time.

~GnSx

 

[PCGS65]

by rchernandez I'm waiting to see how Nancy Pelosi is going to blame this one on Bush...

Hammers are made of wood and iron. Iron is a valuable natural resource. Another natural resource is oil. Oil comes from Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia’s royal family invests in some of the same companies as President Bush. Ohhh My God….. It really must be Bush’s fault.

Oil also comes from Texas. We need oil to mine iron ore. Bush is from Texas. Sorry Mr. Bush but this one is your fault too. Bet you wish you never ran for president?

 

[Janitor]

I really wish this had happend in the UK. Big headlines, then watch the hilarity unfold as they start working up legislation to outlaw carpenters tools.

 

[.22-250]

janitor, i was just thinking the same thing, perhaps we will end up having a `Hammer Control Network` to run along side the `Gun Control Network` and hammers will be banned in the name of `public safety`.

A bloke beaten to death over toilet paper, oh well, **** happens.

Nigel.

 

[The_Antibubba]

Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints, detectives said.

Man, he didn't just kill him, he wiped him out!