Fondling your guns?

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I like to rub oil all over them before using them in whatever way I choose.

Sometimes I will use TWO of them at the same time. I will even use the old ones. The older ones have more experience.

I also like little ones. You know, the kind that get in your pants.

I sometimes take a GROUP of them and lay them out on the bed or the couch and just LOOK at them.

Sometimes I will take a snap cap and just stick it in without any preparation.

I also like cleaning them. Get em all oiled up and then just scrub the heck out of them. But, I don't mind having a really DIRTY one now and again.

I have even performed some operations on some of them to make them do what....I...want them to do.
 
That's it. After reading these posts, I've decided I'm going to make my fortune producing adult gun movies. Simply videos of beautiful guns, well cleaned and in perfect condition, lying on silk or felt, or slowly being turned under a soft light, with bad '70s music in the background. I think I'll name the company Ballistic Fantasies.
 
Sometimes I get out all the pistols of one kind, like say 1911s. I have 8 or 9 that differ in finish, grips, alloy/steel/ss and just leave them out all day to look at. Right now as I speak, I have my 70 series, 1911 commander (lwt is redundant) with ivory grips laying on the computer table in front of me where i can glance over and admire it while I read/type.

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I have to admit I have slept with my barrett at least a few times. My 45 gets a bit jealous. :D
 
NOPE

CCW (s)get checked, wiped off, holstered. Dry fired ,mag/carry loads changed...maintained.
Safe guns get wiped down from time to time.
Even with students no fondling, just teaching or shooting.
Heck doing good to clean once in a blue moon, they're tools.
 
I have read several times in this thread that you may go blind from fondling your guns.

Is that why I can't see the front sight anymore? I thought I needed new glasses!!:D :D

I wish I had a way to secure and view all my toys all the time!!

:D :D :D
 
I do like to polish the Stainless 1911s
and I always enjoy cleaning and wiping down all of them. just something about the feel of finely crafted steel and wood
 
I've been known to open the safes...

And issue each member of the family a representative piece when watching Saving Private Ryan, etc. :D
 
I guess I have been bad ,not giving my kids.. ahem tools the quaility time as needed , I guess today I'll crack open the safe and get out the wiping cloth ....where do all those fingerprints come from anyways ???:rolleyes:
 
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