Four is good. Right?

[sm]

A fellow just just bought his daughter, another 1100 in 28 gauge.
She has Four 1100s, two .410s and now two 28 gauge.

Daddy had Four 1100s.
Two 20 ga, and Two 12 gauge.

Mom's are mom's and she has 870s in all Four gauges.

Give me time, as I shared, odd numbers are best.
It is a proven historical fact and everything *crossed fingers* one shoots better if they have a odd number of guns.

Daughter and mom agree with me.
Dad on the other hand, just tossed a pillow at me, with his pockets wrong side out.

Not my fault he is the only male in the household, I told him to get boy dawg, but did he listen to me?

Ah, it is great to be the Adopted Uncle to a mom and daughter...*snicker*

 

[Flopsy]

Um, yeah.

If you're locked inside a trashcan and there's no way out, how many waffles does it take to wallpaper the inside of a doghouse? None! There are no bones in ice cream!

 

[foghornl]

Steve, I see that 'tat' or your forehead that says "Troublemaker"....

always keepin' us Gun Guys broke & in the 'dawg-house'

 

[Brian Dale]

Flopsy: Waffles? Doghouses? That's odd...my brother once said, while in elementary school or Jr. high,

Speaking of whales, how many half-chickens does it take in a day to waffle a doghouse?

The parallel with what you wrote must mean that it comes from an ancient legend from, oh, the Sumerians or somebody. Maybe they were the first ones to take the bones out of the ice cream.

I s'pose that having one each of four different kinds -- a Model 11, an 11-48, an 1100 and an 870 (all 12s)-- just means that I'm doing everything sideways, as usual.

At least they fit me.