Freezing The Balls Off A Brass Monkey??

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CANNON BALLS!!! BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS?


It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which rested on sixteen.

Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others.

The solution was a metal plate with 16 round indentations, called, for reasons unknown, a Monkey. But if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make them of brass -hence,Brass Monkeys.

Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled.

Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey.

Thus, it was quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. And all this time, folks thought that was just a vulgar expression!
 
Bluehawk,
I disagree. Your explanation was the one for use in polite company to explain the phrase mentioned. The expression "cold enough to...." was popular during the Victorian Era when inexpensive statuary made of brass was popular in the gardens of England brought back from India during their colonization of the Indian subcontinent. There is no such think as a "monkey" for storing cannon balls on ship's decks from what I've read. The subject came up a couple of years ago and I can't remember my sources but a gentleman had to say something to a lady who might have overheard the comment on the outdoor temperature.
 
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Forgetting all of that, the temperature differentials noted are not extreme enough to cause differential contraction of two dissimilar metals. Sorry.
 
Bluehawk sent me the following:

Bluehawk said:
It was sent to me by one of my Uncles..a retired Navy officer, along with some facts about the USS Constitution, "Old Ironsides".
I don't have any Naval documentation...just the story as it was written!

If there is anything concrete -- like a photograph of a historical artifact, or a description by a professional historian -- to back this up, I'll be happy to add it to the thread.
 
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