Gambling Wife

[Bullet]

A couple of weeks ago my wife wanted to go to the gambling boat near our home. I told her I was going shooting and for her to go by herself because I always lose anyway and she might have better luck by herself. She went and won $3,000.00. When she got home she gave half to me to spend anyway I wanted. I now own 3 more Smith & Wessons. A model 64 a model 67 and a model 686 all with 4 inch barrels, also some reloading supplies. Does anyone else have wife trouble like this?

 

[BluesBear]

Man, don't we wish.

 

[unreal45]

I need to send my wife to the riverboats!!!!

 

[JoeHatley]

Does anyone else have wife trouble like this?

Yup. She generally loses if I go along, and generally wins if I don't.

Got this nice "Miculek" S&W Performance Center 625 as a birthday present after one of her riverboat excursions.



Before you ask... No the "mojo" doesn't last, if I send her every day...



Joe

 

[PlayTheAces]

If my wife won $3000 at the casinos, she'd come home with $3500 in new jewelry, a couple of new pair of shoes, and still want to know why I need all that stupid ammo!

 

[4v50 Gary]

Awfully nice of her to share her loot. It's quite unlike hunting together and after fielding dress your critter, you offer her the liver or heart. Somehow women don't appreciate simple gestures like that.

 

[denfoote]

That is nice!!
The best I can do is obtain permission to buy, when the extra money is available!!

 

[VonFatman]

Not exactly...

My ex-wife has a gambling thing...went thru 100K in about 11 months! Cashed in her pension, IRA, stole cover 45K...

I didn't get a gun, but I got freedom! Now I buy my own! I'm real happy to have that new life!

Bob

 

[lee]

My gambling wife lost our house, went bankrupt, lost two cars, but when she did win some money I got to buy a gun or ammo. All the guns ended up in a pawnshop and I was never able to recover them. She is out of my life now and I now have a few good guns and peace of mind...