She's probably sick of being asked the question and thus gave him a silly answer. Some of us are starting to do the same. These are from the past week:
Q: Do you have a KSG?
What I wanted to say: Sorry, just sold my last one for $500 (they go for 4-5 times that). It was used and on consignment so I dumped it for less than MSRP.
What I said: No, try GunBroker.
Q: Do you have a PMR-30?
What I wanted to say: Have you ever seen a unicorn?
What I said: No, try GunBroker.
Q: Do you have any cheap AR's in stock?
What I wanted to say: Seriously?
What I said: Not since last year.
Q: Do you have PMags in stock?
What I wanted to say: No, I keep the tupperware in the kitchen.
What I said: No, try GunBroker.
Q: Can you convert the AK I just bought to full auto?
What I wanted to say: Are you really that stupid, or are you an ATF snitch?
What I said: No, unless you're planning on donating it to my business, because while I can convert it, once I do I can't legally return it to you.