Greatest Gun Movie One Liners

[BHPshooter]

From the Three Amigos --

Lucky Day (Steve Martin): You move and I'll fill you so full of lead, you can use your d*ck for a pencil.
El Guapo: What do you mean?
Lucky Day: I don't know.



Same movie --

Lucky Day *sobbing*: I've been shot already!

Wes

 

[swampsniper]

Jeremiah Johnson , looking for a .50 Hawken, had to settle for a .30?

.30 cal, for very small Griz?

I just started a book with chinese assassins running around using "30-09" pistols. I took it back to the library.

 

[Rebel Gunman HK]

From Last man Standing.


Bruce Willis and bad guy talking at beginning of movie..

BG: Well I guess your just gonna have to go ahead and kill me.

Bruce: It'll hurt if I do.

 

[Bulldozer]

One_liners

Usual Suspects:
(as the Baldwin fella is sighting in his AUG)... "six, seven, Lee Harvey Oswald was a ....."

Way of the Gun:
"lots of free cheese in a mouse-trap." as they proceed to fight it out with the bag men.

 

[Crimper-D]

Michael Caine in "Zulu"

"First Rank - FIRE!!!"

"Second Rank - FIRE!!!"

"Third Rank - FIRE!!!"

Gotta Love the way the veins pop out on his neck and forehead when he yells.