Greatest Gun Movie One Liners

[Stevie-Ray]

Well, this is the .44 Automag. And if properly used, it can remove the fingerprints............Clint Eastwood

It's a 50 caliber. It's only legal in 2 states, and this ain't one of em...........John Candy

You wanna shoot, or drive?.................Sam Elliot

Everybody knows the Magnum 44 is the big guy on the block...........Jim Belushi

The gun made him older!.............Clint Eastwood

It means be advised; I'm mean, nasty, and tired. I eat concertina wire and p*ss napalm, and I can put a round through a flea's a*s at 500 meters..........Clint Eastwood

You shoulda killed me, indian!............Sam Elliot

 

[another okie]

You got most of my favorites.

Here's one: In the movie "Seven days and six nights" (may have title slightly wrong) Harrison Ford and Ann Heche are being chased by pirates. She says she's scared. He says he's scared too, and she doesn't like his saying that. He says, "I thought that's what women wanted nowadays, men who share their true feelings, men who are open and all that." And she says (here's the line at last)

"Not when we're being chased by pirates. Then we want our men big, mean, and armed."

 

[NewShooter78]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like...Victory."

 

[cool45auto]

Saw a Dirty Harry documentary on cable earlier today. In the movie where the guys take over Alcatraz and he's partnered with a woman. She asks him something like "Why do you carry a .44 magnum when everybody else carries a .38?" and he replies "So I hit what I aim at!"

 

[13xx]

"when you have a gun in your mouth you can only speak in vowels " - fight club

"someone is sticking a gun in my mouth and all i can think about is how clean is the barrel" - blow

 

[lostdog]

ok

Stop or my mom will shoot!!

Now he has all the guns(from "the rock")

This is for Kellet Stephens: The movie is King of new york, the scene is where christopher walken is handing a suit case to the drug lord. Mr drug lord dips both hands in and comes out with tampons......." what the f&*k is this?" christopher walken is leaned back with his hands tucked under his armpits, and replies "It's for the bullet holes, bi%$h" then proceeds to blast him with twin .45's

your either SWAT or your not

That's how you shoot.....from now on, that's how you are gonna shoot. End of Bad boys 2

 

[capnrik]

From "Big Jake"

"Anything goes wrong, anything at all, I'm gonna blow your head off. Your fault, my fault, it don't matter, I'm gonna blow your head off."

It was John Wayne and Richard Boone, and I miss 'em both.....

 

[C-Note]

"Captain, I'm asking you one last time....Don't do this."
- Christian Bale in Equilibrium, just before obliterating the Sweeper Team. Guess the Captain should have listened!

 

[BigG]

"You make sounds like a mean little asskicker... but I ain't convinced. You keep talking, I'm gonna take your head off!" Vince Majestyk

Watch Mr. Majestyk for some good clean fun with guns and a Ford F100 pickup truck! Mr. Majestyk, starring Charles Bronson

 

[Big_R]

Most of my favorites have been covered, but from Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man:

Don Johnson to Mickey Rorque: "Squeeze the trigger, Harley. Don't yank it. It's not your D*ck."

Ryan

 

[MrKandiyohi]

"Your fault, my fault, nobody's fault, I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter who gets killed, no matter who gets shot, I'm gonna blow your head off." Big Jake

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig." The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly

 

[pignock]

some more from Josey Wales:

Lone Waddy - "I didn't surrender - they took my horse and made him surrender. Probably got him pulling a wagon up in Kansas."


Wales - "when I get to likin' somebody, they ain't around for long"

Waddy - I noticed when you get to dislikin' somebody, they ain' around for long either."

 

[Trempel]

From The Good , the Bad and the Ugly

"When you have to shoot,... shoot, don't talk!"

"There're two kinds of people in this world Tuco. The ones with loaded guns and the ones who dig. You dig."

XXX (crappy movie with this one cool line)

"You've got a bazooka. Stop thinking "police" and start thinking "Playstation" - blow s**t up!"

Lord of the Ring - the Two Towers (not really gun related)

"Your fingers will remember their strength when they grasp your sword"

 

[Dain Bramage]

Everybody mentions the "punk" line from DIRTY HARRY. I like what happens next.

Wounded Perp: "I gots to know."

Dirty Harry: (smiles) *Click!*

 

[Junior_Gunnut]

From Black Hawk Down

They're shooting at us! Sarge, they're shooting at us!!

Shoot back. *First guy starts shooting at truck w/ belt fed 50*


Another one also from BHD:


How come your not shooting?
We're not being shot at.
How can you tell?
*can't remember this line, I'll put it in later*
**BG's open up with AK's**
Now they're shooting at us!!
GG's open up with M60 and M249(I think it was both)

 

[BerettaNut92]

"There must be a hundred reasons why I shouldn't just blow you away, but right now, I can't think of one." Crint Far-Eastwood, The Rookie.

"I like to keep this around for close encounters." Michael Biehn, Aliens

"I say we grease this rat- son-of-a- right now." Bill Paxton, Aliens

"Remember, short controlled bursts." Michael Biehn, Aliens

"That's it man...game over man, game over!!!" Bill Paxton, Aliens

 

[Ringer]

J. B. Books> "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."

The Shootist - John Wayne's last movie

 

[Orbital-Burn]

"I was born to hold out"

"Uh ah ah..... eminent domain....... and people call ME paranoid"

-Burt Gummer

 

[txgolfer45]

And from US Marshall

See below....

 

[Doc]

true story

any guy (non-hunter/non-shooter) after seeing wife's hunting photos: "you better be nice to her!"

Me: "Naw, she likes me, YOU better be nice to her!"

 

[Horsesense]

Mell Gibson to Sylvester Stalone (mell looks at his .38 and then at Sylvester .45 (not sure of the caliber) how come yours is bigger than mine? Sylvester…genetics


Old guy in a John Wane movie, that I don’t remember the name of. "Don't nobody try nothin, I got the triggers wired back (on a dbl. coach gun) and I'm holding the hammers back with my thumb", as he takes a BG to the jail, while his friends look on,


Billy the Kid just after he shot a guy, with a dbl. barrel, loaded with dimes, "best $1.80 I ever spent"


Just thought of the all time best one liner. Barney Fife "where's my bullet!!??"

 

[larryw]

Aliens: Marine after being ordered to unload AP/explosive ammo, "What are we supposed to use, harsh language?"

 

[454c]

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man
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Marlboro:Nobody learns to shoot with a 454 conversion.

Harley:I did.

Marlboro:That explains alot.


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Marlboro:If you were shootin' for s**t,you wouldn't even get a whiff.(I think thats how it went)

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Marlboro:Every time you shoot that cannon,it costs $2.00.

Harley:where are they at?

(bad guys start shooting full auto)

Marlboro:Right there and they're spending a fortune!

 

[BigG]

One of my favorite guilty pleasures is John Carpenter's Assault on Precinct 13

Many, many good lines a few of which I'll quote here...

Napoleon Wilson: Still have the gun?
Julie: Two shots. Should I save them for the two of us?
Napoleon Wilson: Save 'em for the first two ???????s who come through that vent.

Napoleon Wilson: Gotta smoke?

Napoleon Wilson: In my situation days are like women. They're so damn precious but they all end up leaving you.

Wells: You think you're pretty fancy, Wilson.
Napoleon Wilson: I have my moments.

 

[Labinnac]

"Away with your weapon, I mean you no harm." - Yoda