gun, heater, gat, Roscoe ....what else?

[MM]

This one especially for The Grand Inquisitor, with apologies to Stephen King--"frenchman's pecker" --i.e. a large handgun.
SatCong

 

[saltydog452]

Said of a big bore black powder front end loader, 'Lemme get my belch-fire louden-boomer'.

salty.

 

[sm]

You folks have already listed many I've heard. Others I've heard / seen:

-FBPP Tamara is the first I saw use this
-Smokepole
-Blunderbuss
-Comforter Most likely came from from "comforting - not comfortable"
-Pillow Partner
-Pocket Rocket
-Wheelie
-Bottom Feeder

I can't believe I am going to type these: Ultimate Shotgun, Tactical Bling Bling, Racegun, Tricked-Out Tool.

Somewhere I heard a person refer to a firearm as " Portable Projectile Launcher". Must have been an engineer - huh?

 

[bytor94]

The one I have been hearing from the gangsta crowd lately is...
Toaster...the first time someone asked me what new toasters we had in, I looked at him really stupid like.

 

[middy]

Scarface's AR isn't "Little Friend", it's "Leetle Fren".

 

[buy guns]

biscuit

ratchet

blinker

banger

flamer

hammer

 

[BHPshooter]

I usually call it a noisemaker, or instrument.

Wes

EDITED to turn that back into English.

 

[Cowgunner]

"Ma Duace" M-2 BMG or more comenly refered to as "Heavy Son of a B*tch" after so poor grunt had to hump it for 20 miles.....

 

[Topgun]

I'm ASHAMED of you guys..!!!!

...........SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL..............!!!!!

 

[Farnham]

Always liked "Poodleshooter"


And in the immortal words of Jesse Ventura, "Ole Painless"

 

[Little Loudmouth]

I've always liked "firestick," "bangstick," "smokepole," "Hand Cannon," and "Bullet Hose."

My two guns have their own special names:

My Ithaca M49 .22: "Karait" after the small brown poisonous dust snake in Rikki-Tikki-Tavi by Rudyard Kipling

And my J.C. Higgins M20 12 gauge: "El Viejo" The Old Man in Spanish, which is appropriate, considering that gun is a few years older than my dad, and forty something years older than me...

 

[reagansquad]

What about 'strap'?

"I think that guy's about to try and jack us. You got your strap?"

 

[KaceCoyote]

Yote Roper
boomstik (obviously)
CattleProd

 

[Zonamo]

All right you primitive screwheads, listen up...

Boomstick!